Episodes

It’s the finale and honestly, we have more questions than answers. How did Shauna’s bump grow so much over night? What is Jackie’s deal? Who built the catacombs in Taissa’s house? Is it not customary to remove the clothes when cutting up a body? What’s Lottie got against bears? Who has the better Jersey accent? Allie, Kelly or Tiffany? And where is Javi?!?! – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

It’s almost the end and we still have so many questions and no answers! The girls are celebrating Doomcoming, which is like Homecoming but with more hallucinations and almost cannibalism. Adult Shauna and Jeff have a heart-to-heart about the three pillars of their marriage: blackmail, murder and book club. Back in the woods, Lottie gets nuttier, Jackie gets more passive-aggressive, and Coach finally comes out to Misty, which leaves us wondering if Ben is still with us in Episode 10. And adult Na...

It’s moments after the attack and the girls have wasted no time disposing of the body and we are really starting to question Misty’s Babysitting Course. Alive or dead should have been part of the curriculum. Laura Lee has determined she is the next Amelia Earhart. She has read the manual and has her teddy bear co-pilot. What more does she need? The adults are still a mess. Taissa has decided she’s never sleeping again because she can’t get the dirt out of her teeth. Shauna is super suspicious of...

This episode is jam packed! The teenagers are still going buck wild, no pun intended. Nat and Travis are trying to bang, but Travis’s misogyny keeps killing his boner. Jackie is losing her mind that she doesn’t know every detail of Shauna’s life. Taissa has gone full G.I. Jane in preparation for her hike for help. Van has decided to join her so she can work out the kinks of her one woman show and is now sporting some cool bone jewelry thanks to Lottie. Oh hey, Javi’s here! Did you guys forget ab...

Brown chicken, brown cow. If the cabin’s a’rocking, don’t come a’knocking. These hormonal teens all seem to find time to get naked while starving to death. Lottie may not be getting busy but that doesn’t stop her from being the most interesting girl in the woods. Just ask Laura Lee. Meanwhile, adult Nat and Kevyn grow closer, and Shauna and Jeff have to stomach Jackie’s mother’s audacity and the atrocity that is tuna quiche. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

This is how we do it! Do what, you ask? Well, this is how the Yellowjackets perform their rendition of The Exorcist, how Coach sweet talks Misty into not murdering him, and how Taissa may or may not be haunted by a wolf and Slenderman, of course! This episode has it all – a Halloween rave, a fun game of connect the dots, and even a brief French lesson. Oo la la! – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

What do Clif bars, Jello, and misogyny have in common? This episode! We ponder what song do you sing to help you poo and get a peek into one of the many reasons Nat struggles with addiction. And if you thought Misty’s first date with Stan was a train wreck just wait…Shauna and Adam’s cringy first date said, “hold my beer (cheap vodka)!” – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Welcome to the convenient plot point episode. Stranded in the woods? Here’s a cabin! Suspect your hubby of having an affair? Have a flirty boy appear at the hotel you’re staking out! If that wasn’t bad enough, let’s throw in a creepy kid with an even creepier doll and an inconceivable suicide. Where can we buy one of those forklift cranes that use autopilot??? Things are getting crazy, and Misty is actually starting to look pretty normal right now. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Hol...

Back in the 90’s, the plane has gone down, but Misty’s value has gone up. For the first time ever she’s HBIC and she is not giving that power up. Back to the future, her badassery and axe-wielding skills don’t translate as well. Thank God Nat is here to join her for the sequel of Thelma and Louise that we didn’t know we needed. Also, Shauna has a bomb chili recipe. Just don’t tell PETA. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the girls from “The Facts of Life” were in an “Alive” type situation and then went full “Lord of the Flies” along the way? Well have we got the show for you. Yellowjackets is the perfect blend of 90s nostalgia, soccer, mean girls and cannibalism! Come join us on this flight to crazy town. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

It’s the holidays, which means some of us are going away on tropical vacations and the rest of us are stuck in the arctic tundra. It also means we didn’t want to start a new series until our world traveler is back, so instead welcome to our Holiday Hootenanny! We chat about our favorite Christmas movies and favorite Christmas episodes from TV. There’s also a special guest appearance from our resident expert on all things superhero. Go pour yourself a cup of cocoa, sit before the fire and get rea...

It’s the end of days on Crockett Island after Easter Vigil Mass turned into a bloodbath. Ali reconsiders his betrayal, Father Paul tries to make up for lost time, and Bev is being a real piece of work as usual. Thankfully our knock-off Avengers have a plan that’s about to blow the roof of the place…and the walls and doors. It all comes to head with a make-out session with an Angel and Erin ruining the whole damn show with a six-minute monologue. Make sure you’ve got your highest SPF on and join ...

Erin, still in shock from Riley’s decision to go out in a blaze of glory, decides to row back to the island, and boy are her arms tired. She gathers the dream team of Sarah and Millie and they attempt to warn the other cool kids in the most awkward ways possible. Bev and her merry band of sheep start to put their plan in place, and they all get together for a community sing-a-long for Easter. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

It’s the day after Riley’s attack, and Erin is pissed he never showed up to Netflix and chill. Father Paul is calling for the parishioners to join his army…of the undead. Sheriff is dealing with a whole bunch of missing person’s reports. Did you know Bowl’s name was Bill? Finally Riley shows up on Erin’s doorstep to tell her a wild story and show her a cool new trick he can do. Is this a Marvel crossover event? You’ll have to listen to find out. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes...

We don’t know what is in those damn Taco Bell Fiestas, but Father Paul really needs to stop eating them. The stomach grumbles in this episode are ungodly. Erin and Riley become closer after discussing what they think happens when you die, and Joe’s state of mind gives Father Paul something to….gnaw on. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Knock, knock. Who’s there? It’s Leeza and she’s not selling Avon. She’s handing out truth bombs and Joe is pretty upset that he didn’t turn off the lights and pretend to not be home. Father Paul is also ready to tell the truth and heads to confession to spill ALL the tea. Turns out he has a very loose interpretation of what an Angel is. And Bev goes to some pretty drastic measures to prove she’s the biggest believer that’s ever believed. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hots...

It’s Ash Wednesday, which means the folks on Crockett Island don’t go to work, but instead hold the Crock Pot Lunch, where the beer and poison are flowing. Bad news for alcoholics and pregnant people. Sorry, Riley and Erin. The Benjamin Buttoning miracles are in full effect, the most awkward AA meeting ever is held, and Father Paul delivers a homily so riveting that it almost made us want to go to church. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

We are finally back from our extended hiatus and diving headfirst into Midnight Mass. Washed-up venture capitalist Riley Flynn is here, and he’s not having a great time. He is fresh out of prison, has to move back to the super racist/uber religious Crockett Island with his parents, and is suffering from some pretty gnarly PTSD. Midnight Mass is your classic run-of-the-mill horror story complete with freaky, winged creatures, the tormenting of local cats, a new priest at church, and everyone in t...

It’s that time of year again! Join us for a discussion of our top 10 favorite shows from this past year. Let us know if you agree, disagree, or if you have any shows of your own you would add to the list! We’re sorry for the delay in putting episodes out, but we will be back on track soon. Screw you Covid! – Typhoid Tiffany and Covid Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Cruel Summer has led us down some crazy rabbit holes and leapt over some giant plot holes, but it is finally over. Kate and Jeanette face off in court and in Martin’s house that’s still furnished two years later for some reason. A lot of loose ends are wrapped up in convenient and not at all unbelievable ways. The 12 year old girl and her cat who wrote this show should be proud. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

This episode is filled with so much cringe that we recommend consulting a chiropractor before watching because your shoulders will be up to your ears. We learn that Greg Turner is a walk and talker, Jeanette is a very polite trespasser, and Jamie’s pager has an answering machine? Apparently Martin’s house is located on the main thoroughfare in town, and we wonder if he moonlights at Bed, Bath, and Beyond because he certainly has a lot of heavy curtains and rods on hand. We find out more about Ka...

It’s the first day of school at Skylin High, which doesn’t mean much because no one actually goes to class. In 1993, Mallory has big plans to unveil her prank video but Jeanette has been to mall jail and is not here for silly pranks. She’s a real rebel now. Vince and Ben go off to the bleachers to flirt about the fact that they both have dead moms. Seriously. This happens. And Kelly lets us in on a secret so dorky that it cannot be measured. It’s peak level nerd and you do not want to miss it. ...

Kate was not about to let Jeanette take her sloppy seconds again. She is about to have the worst birthday three years in a row! Take that, Jeanette! Our girl is having her 15th birthday Texas-style with a trip to the mall food court to sip on some booze from a bedazzled flask. Kate decides all she wants for her birthday this year is to spill the tea while Jamie spills the booze. We dive into that random family donation basket that for some reason is kept in Kate’s room. And we finally get the st...

1993 Jeanette is still in her “I want to be bad” phase, which leads to her being thrown in mall jail and a closet. Cindy Turner shows off her impressive cut key knowledge and Tennille’s mom is here for some reason. This one is boring, like recording your family playing a card game boring. Wtf is Nerts anyway? But don’t worry, we find the laughs. You’re welcome. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”