Episodes

Our boy Breno makes his triumphant return on this triumphant ass episode. The theme of the show is metal collabos – some very good, most very bad! But before we get into the hot cross-genre pollination, we’re talking COVID recovery, Jon Schaffer dropping dimes on his whole Oath Keeper crew, and Aaron Lewis having his appendix explode on him. BUT THEN! Nightwish and Richard Dawkins, Six Feet Under feat. Ice-T, System of a Down with Wu Tang Clan, Wheatus and Bruce Dickinson, and much much more. We...

This week on Toilet Radio: It’s good, clean cringe fun! Testament’s Alex Skolnick put out a stone-cold lib rap classic. Join us for B.I.G. L.I.E., the perfect combination of late-80s anti-drug PSA hip hop and a bunch of shit about the dang FOX News. Ronnie Radke and Falling in Reverse have a new single out on EPITAPH RECORDS about how kids these days can’t stop bringin’ up old shit (like catching a charge at Six Flags)! The newest trend in American white supremacy? Etsy-ass basement noise shows....

Your favorite Tinnitus Tastemakers are back with their first release of the year and last recording of last year or something… I don’t even care anymore Recorded the day after Christmas, a day I will forever ironically associate with abortion thanks to Ben Folds, the boiz (Roldy, Hans, and Eenzy) are tired from a long… 2 months of Riff Raffing and couldn’t find a fuck to give if it would save their lives. Eenzy does the intro, which is somehow like letting the drummer sing only worse, and we br...

This week: Breno is out due to plague. Jordo and Joe are discussing the news, including: Danish CINEMA! Dead racists! Lymphatic drainage massage footage! The cherry pie guy eats cherry pie! Bruce Dickinson on the physics-defying powers of plywood! WHO ARE THE PEOPLE THAT WRITE FOR BLABBERMOUTH????? Ted Nugent is NOT MAD, LAUGHING ACTUALLY that the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame won’t return his phone calls! ROCKERS respond to the death of Betty White! RATT gets the runaround (round and round)! Wino: ...

Welcome to the last regular feed ‘sode of 2021. This week we’re talking about: my stupid apartment flooding, Great White releasing a documentary about their disastrous Rhode Island show, BOLD PREDICTIONS FOR HEAVY METAL IN 2K22, Ozzy’s venture into NFTs is going to be the straw that destroys the American economy, Tommy Vext surprise released a brand new album full of covers and WHOO BOY. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this show: Pizza Death – Rise of the Anchovy Don’t forget to rate...

The Triumvirate of Tuneage returns to share their forbidden love of music genres other than neo-dissonant-cavernous-black-ultra-tech-grind-gaze. So we may be riff-raff but we’re multi-dimensional trash people. And though we all listen to an unhealthy amount of metal, we are occasionally taken by music from the lesser genres. Actually when Hans and I (Eenzy) rebooted Riff-Raff we already agreed to do this episode, because we’re just totally degenerate music nerds at heart who love sharing tunes....

This week: the Toilet Boyz talk about the sinking realization that everything is getting cancelled again. / Did Pantera ask Sammy Hagar to replace Phil Anselmo? Almost certainly not! / Hiring Cameo guys to write an album / MONEY FIGHT: ZZ Top vs. Bruce Springsteen. / Jordan samples the latest holiday Mountain Dew flavor / We give each other presents. Jordan is still the king of gift-giving. Music featured on this show: Cimitir – The Snowfall Slasher Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe ...

We read the stats, double checked the figures, and used HARD DATA to compile the 18 most popular metal songs of the year 2021 according to YouTube dot com. There are old favorites like [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] as well as some fresh faces like [REDACTED]. It’s a whole lot of new material for a Toilet Boy to digest but, rest assured, every song on this list sucks an incredible amount of butt. We’re backing up our analysis with some real world data via YouTube comments. Also the drummer from Tool ...

This week on Toilet Radio, your boys are playing their favorite tunes of the year. We each picked two tracks to play and now YOU get to judge who has the most pleb taste. ALSO, we’re talking about the latest from Megadeth: some wonky ass cryptocurrency scheme. Woof. Also, we’re talking about a mini band beef blowup with Every Time I Die. FAMILIAL BETRAYAL? Or… Poor communication skills? We figure it all out on this week’s show. Music featured on this ‘sode: Khemmis – The Astral Road Sleep Tok...

This week the Sires of Slappage take the Scooby Doo challenge and spend Sunday ripped on stoner doom with A Spooky Mansion. What could go wrong? Your fearless hosts Hans and Heidy (Eenzaamheid) show up with their A-game only to be shown up by the musical knowledge and mellifluous words of guest A Spooky Mansion! While Heidy picks from his tried-and-true-if-a-bit-stale bucket of blackened crust, Hans shows how they’re keeping metal dangerous in France these days, in spite of Varg and his lame, r...

This week on Toilet Radio: Sully Erna pasteurizes cows; does not approve of medical procedures / A long read of Neill Jamison’s latest Decibel screed RE: the DOOM of physical media. It’s a big ol mess. / Is Heartworn Highways the Decline of Western Civilization Pt. 2 of country music? We discuss and come to a conclusion that every musician is a trainwreck waiting to derail. / FINALLY, we talk the latest Prince Midnight hoax: a Lars Ulrich toilet. Big, big props to Prince Midnight. Music feature...

In this highly anticipated debate, Joe and Breno sit down for a frank and unfiltered discussion about huge dumbasses. First up, it’s a retrospective of Brent from Mastodon’s dumbest moments. There’s a lot to go through. It’s like half the episode. Then, we discuss Kid Rock’s latest single, “Don’t Tell Me How to Live”. It’s, unironically, the best thing he’s done since Devil Without a Cause. It’s also bone-crushingly stupid. Finally, we’re talking about some of our favorite recent jams and the pa...

The Earls of of Ohrwurm pull up a mic stand for your favorite Outspoken Owl to perch on. True-to-life human riff-raff Hans and Eenzaamheid are joined by everyone’s favorite nocturnal predator Rolderathis on this week’s podcast—and set the mood by dropping a shit joke in under 15 seconds flat. Scatology homework aside, your boys clench their cheeks and crab walk through some grind-that’s-not-grind, clever split wordplay, and whatever the hell you call the stuff on I, Voidhanger. Also, Eenzy fina...

This week we learned there’s a Rage Against the Machine cover band that plays horns and pisses on dudes. Man. Only like one part of that sentence is in any way appealing. ALSO: New music from Tim Lambesis – it sounds just like all the other shit! New music from Code Orange – it’s Spawn soundtrack-tastic! Clown from Slipknot is getting too old for this shit – and by “this shit” I mean hitting a keg with a baseball bat! Anthrax’s new guitar player doesn’t get to do SHIT so we spend some time explo...

Joe, Jordan, and Breno are back and ready to party. Upon the joyous occasion of nine new Psycho Synner records, we decided to kick back and listen to our favorite tunes. It’s an incredible coincidence that all our favorite tunes are brand new Psycho Synner tunes. Join us for a celebration of Jeremy Spencer’s greatest artistic achievement to date. We combed through Jordan’s incredible opus and selected ten or so songs that YOU NEED TO HEAR. RIGHT NOW. DO NOT DELAY. CLICK PLAY. Music featured on ...

This October Spooktacular is OVER. So Breno and Jordo are taking the pod by the horns to discuss some of the bullshit we missed over the last month while talkin’ horror movies. That means: BAD WOLVES NEWS lol, Niege of Alcest telling folks how he feels about creepy french freaks, Limp Bizkit is BACK, baby *breaks your fuckin’ face tonight*, Mastodon is BACK, baby *disappoints everyone that wants to go back to Leviathan*, Nick Hipa is BACK, baby *starts another doomed AILD side project*, CONTENT ...

Your two favorite eurotrash contributors decided to rob the podcast graveyard for Halloween. If 2020 was a shit year, then 2021 must be its estranged father who went out for smokes then disappeared in a QAnon cult. Where 2020 felt like just waiting for the vaccine, 2021 is the year of both gigavaxxers and violent anti-vaxxers. Shows have returned, but their lineups are about as stable as Ozzy in The Decline of Western Civilization II. Some spray-tan psychopaths in Las Vegas had a festival that ...

Hot damn. It’s the final regular feed episode of our October Spooktacular. We’re joined by Ben from Khemmis to talk about 2019 heavy metal horror, We Summon The Darkness. Jordan and Ben talk taking HGH and rapping like The Rock and Ben gets real about his long battle with mental illness with Deceiver, what he calls their “darkest, most introspective album.” Frankly, you would be a fool to miss this very special, very super-sized show. Music featured on this ‘sode: Khemmis – Living Pyre from De...

This week we’re watching an edgyboi cannibal classic set in the Sierra Nevada mountains amid the Westward expansion of the United States, Ravenous! Three different directors, myriad production catastrophes, and a team of producers hell-bent on late-90s-ing the shit out of this movie could not hold it back. Join us as we watch Guy Pearce struggle with the morality of violence and cannibalism! Enjoy the delightful presence of Jeffrey Jones until we remember his whole deal! Listen to us argue about...

The October Spooktacular continues! This week we’re joined by Mike Hochins of Canadian death metal horror punks, VHS. We’re sitting down to talk 2021 Shudder release Jakob’s Wife, which is in some ways the How Stella Got Her Groove Back of vampire flicks. Starring Barbara Crampton in the delightful titular role and featuring Larry Fassbender Fessenden as the aforementioned Jakob, Jakob’s Wife is a tight 90-minute exploration of a small town preacher’s wife stuck in an increasingly shitty marriag...

OH SHIT it’s the first week of the October Spooktacular! This week we’re joined by an old friend. Professor Pizza of Axeslasher drops by to discuss EDGE OF THE AXE, an 80s slasher about a boy, a manic pixie dream girl, and the wonders of AOL Instant Messenger. This American/Spanish collaboration is sure to surprise, delight, and confuse all slasher fans with jokes about old ass wives, bodacious ta-ta’s, and telling your landlord you love him. If you’re in the greater Denver area, be sure to cat...

This week we answered YOUR questions, of which there were many. We’re tackling your topics such as: NES Classics like Mega Man and Bible Adventures, Old Nick vs Mortiis, edgyboi comic book artists, UGH vs BLEH, handsome metal tees, a round of Fuck-Marry-Kill, kaiju, creating a better metal scene, trading a current artist for a departed one, and what is extreme music? This is a good one for people that are fans of spicy ones. NEXT WEEK: The October Spooktacular BEGINS. Watch Edge of the Axe (198...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Back in the office and back 2 skool! / Listening to fifteen minutes of a highly anticipated album and declaring AOTY online / Dave Mustaine is BACK on his throne as the king of insane old metal dudes / The New Wave of American Covid Denying Metal (NWOACDM) / Watching 80s movies makes me want a cigarette so fucking bad / The first rule of the internet: don’t let people know when you’re mad, EXODUS. / Ronald Radke and The Blue Ridge Rock Fest Breakdown. NEXT WEEK: We wa...

Holy shit is the site still up? OK good. This is a BIG ASS SHOW. Here it is in a nutshell: The 2K21 state of blackgaze address / What is the hip new genre in hip metal circles? We speculate wildly! / Nick Hipa exits As I Lay Dying, wonders “Was this a bad idea?” / We take a listen to the latest BAD WOLVES track to understand the newest trends in AGGRESSIVE YET SENSITIVE manly singing / Somebody asked Dan Lilker about CANCEL CULTURE and he probably should not have done that. / Vio-lence, in thei...