Episodes

The Two Bobs episode 302 for Monday, January 12, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Flying Buffalo Root Beer Float from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/QB4MX Robert nursed an Airing of Grievances from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/qe1Vd Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal your ex’s car and tell police it was you. We talked about the Lions and Packers, and the fact that the Bears still suck. This week’s CRAZY NEWS needs Greenland, for defensive...

The Two Bobs episode 301 for Monday, December 22, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Candy Cane Nitro Stout from Left Hand. https://untp.beer/pDm0X Robert nursed a Christmas Snow Salad from Evil Twin. https://untp.beer/mv44M Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll have you delivered to prison by drone. Rob was force fed Thanksgiving Oreos. Nasty! It’s time for our annual Not-So-Secret Santa, where you get to listen to us open presents. It only happens once ...

The Two Bobs episode 300 for Monday, December 15, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Three Scrooges from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/Q0N6a Robert nursed a Cherries Jubilee Quad from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/474bc3ebab Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll sell your armpit pics on the internet. To celebrate episode 300, we had a few surprise guests on the show. It was a surprise to them too! This week’s CRAZY NEWS flips coins better than the Presid...

The Two Bobs episode 299 for Monday, December 8, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a The Macchiato from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/LB6w6 Robert nursed a Black Chocolate Imperial Stout from Brooklyn Brewery. https://untp.beer/170839c132 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal all of your hen’s eggs. We talked about football, as we do. This week’s CRAZY NEWS had a “routine MRI” but can’t remember why. Florida Man® opened fire after a heated argumen...

The Two Bobs episode 298 for Monday, December 1, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a CBS (2025) from Founders. https://untp.beer/b0zyY Robert nursed an Out of Order: Dapper Doom from RaR Brewing. https://untp.beer/e3vDV Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll send all of your money to a male streamer. We discussed Thanksgiving and football! This week’s CRAZY NEWS knows that the Bears still suck. A Cleveland man was pissed after KFC refused to take his Rally...

The Two Bobs episode 297 for Monday, November 24, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an XV Anniversary Stout from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/mbmzj Robert nursed a Rum Barrel-Aged Pecan Pie Imperial Brown from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/NXJ7v Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll book all the reservations to your local soup kitchen so you can’t get in. Robert conducted a Thanksgiving OREOs taste test. Rob was happy he sent them to Robert instead of keeping...

The Two Bobs episode 296 for Monday, November 17, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXL Sea Creatures from 450 North. https://untp.beer/VXaVG Robert nursed a Harvest from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/NmK7A Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll sign you up for sexy yoga. We talked about football. No surprise there. This week’s CRAZY NEWS ended the government shutdown, which is more than your sorry ass can say. Florida Woman® took her clothes o...

The Two Bobs episode 295 for Monday, November 10, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXXL Mardi Gras from 450 North. https://untp.beer/pV8x2 Robert nursed a Pecan Ale Goat Nuts from Abita. https://untp.beer/c90acad8af Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or you’ll be breathing out of your butt. We chatted about the World Series, Halloween, Rob’s Christmas lights and the rough week for NFC North (The two teams that count. The Bears and Vikings can fuck off)....

The Two Bobs episode 294 for Monday, November 3, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XL Electric Squirrel from 450 North. https://untp.beer/0rJ3e Robert nursed a Dia De Los Gatos from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/PwgNn Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll send naked Florida Man® to your home with an axe. It’s Halloween time! The World Series is wrapping up. This week’s CRAZY NEWS doesn’t need congressional approval to attack cartels. Days af...

The Two Bobs episode 293 for Monday, October 20, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Pumpkin Patch Ale from Rogue. https://untp.beer/363e295a84 Robert had an Apple Crumble Brown Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/b0zGx Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or you’ll get a drive-by cheeseburgering. This week’s CRAZY NEWS negotiated a ceasefire between Albania Pangea. You’re welcome. Florida Man® punched his father for kicking his hooker out of the house. http...

The Two Bobs episode 292 for Monday, October 13, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a More S’mores from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/QO0eN Robert had a Maple Warlock from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1jAVQ Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or you’re not getting extra sauce. Every year, one of the Bobs usually has some sort of free iPhone drama. 2025 was Rob’s turn. This week’s CRAZY NEWS campaigned heavily for a Nobel Peace Prize and still didn’t get picked....

The Two Bobs episode 291 for Monday, September 22, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Orange Creamsicle from Collective Arts. https://untp.beer/dQ3xK Robert had a Fluffer Nutter from Abita Brewing. https://untp.beer/r9xV3 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll hire a hooker to have sex in your yard. The NFL season is underway, and the Lions beat the shit out of the Bears, who still suck. It’s free iPhone time! This week’s CRAZY NEWS was indefinitely susp...

The Two Bobs episode 290 for Monday, September 8, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Q.O.R.I.S. the Quasher from Hoppin’ Frog. https://untp.beer/wg3eE Robert had a Bananas Foster Stout from Abita. https://untp.beer/GwJ4b Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll put ice in your beer. The NFL season is upon us, and Week 1 has the Lions (Rob’s team) facing off against the Packers (Robert’s team). One of them will be in a better mood than the other when this epis...

The Two Bobs episode 289 for Monday, August 25, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist from Epic. https://untp.beer/OV4Nd Robert had a Horchata Yeti Imperial Stout from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/b7L3e Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll waste all your water to making tea. This week’s CRAZY NEWS will grant US citizenship to anyone with $5 million to piss away. Florida Woman® struck a goofy pose in your DUI mugshot to match the one from ...

The Two Bobs episode 288 for Monday, August 11, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Evolutions of B.O.R.I.S. The Crusher Caramel Macchiato from Hoppin’ Frog. https://untp.beer/74WQ2 Robert had a Fluffy from Night Shift. https://untp.beer/a246d09376 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll put a bat in your mouth. This week’s CRAZY NEWS appointed Pee-wee Herman as the next Fed Chair. A Massachusetts woman got a bat stuck in her mouth and ended up with crippli...

The Two Bobs episode 287 for Monday, August 4, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Salted Maple from Epic. https://untp.beer/vgm4e Robert nursed a Chonky Double IPA from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/3MPL5 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll have Google photograph you in the nude for street view. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is building a 90,000 square-foot ballroom in Pinellas County, Florida. Florida Woman® attacked another driver with be...

The Two Bobs episode 286 for Monday, July 14, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob struggled with a Chocolate Limoncello Darkness from Surly. https://untp.beer/8XQmj Robert nursed a Pocahoptas from Center of the Universe.https://untp.beer/5JXz Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll delete all your six-digit codes. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is starting its own political party. A truck in Pennsylvania covered a highway in mozzarella cheese. https://wjactv.com/news/local/cl...

The Two Bobs episode 285 for Monday, Jun 30, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Cherry Bliss from Epic Brewing. https://untp.beer/rDAjX Robert downed a Zippy Chance Double IPA from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/ABGmv Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or you’ll have to start paying your own salary. July 4th is coming so we won’t have a new episode the following week. You’ll survive. The subjects of this week’s CRAZY NEWS have been fighting s...

The Two Bobs episode 284 for Monday, Jun 23, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Affogato World Wide Stout from Dogfish Head. https://untp.beer/QXq8N Robert nursed a Cherry Pie Imperial Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/8jmJ2 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll plant a cicada in your car. Our Father’s Days were lit! This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like a military parade thrown in its honor. A New York man broke into a retired prison and accident...

The Two Bobs episode 283 for Monday, June 9, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q Robert nursed a Grand Cacao Milk Trout from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/WnXM1 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll defile your pool floats. The recent Marlins game drew a staggering crowd of 138, marking the lowest attendance in MLB history. https://www.si.com/mlb/marlins-rockies-attendance-crowd-photo This week’s CR...

The Two Bobs episode 282 for Monday, Jun 2, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Churro Grande from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/52e685eed0 Robert nursed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or your Amazon driver will poop on your porch. We chatted for a bit about baseball and the Packers hosting the Lions in Week 1 this fall. This week’s CRAZY NEWS tried to block the tariffs but, as always, the admin...

The Two Bobs – Episode 281 Release Date:Monday, May 26, 2025 Welcome back, Bobs! After a longer-than-usual break (thanks, Rob’s immune system), The Two Bobs return with beer in hand and a fresh pile of weird, wild, and WTF-worthy news. You missed us. We missed us. Let’s get weird. What Are We Drinking? Rob sips on a freezer-born Frankenstein: Evil Twin Freezer Fresh Sundae Neapolitan Imperial Pastry Stout Untappd link Robert enjoys a citrusy tongue twister: Basic City Beer Company Citra-Ling...

The Two Bobs episode 280 for Monday, April 28, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Behemoth from Three Floyds. https://untp.beer/lgnar Robert nursed a Juice Head Double IPA from Solace. https://untp.beer/myp80 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll poop in your beer fridge. This week’s CRAZY NEWS was drafted before Shedeur Sanders. A drunken Florida Man® wearing a pink wig, fake breasts and a pink thong was busted outside an Applebee’s while att...

The Two Bobs episode 279 for Monday, April 7, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Bourbon County Brand Stout (2022) from Goose Island. https://untp.beer/MyemE Robert nursed an Irish Cream Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1bb120695c Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll pee in your recycle bin. Robert’s birthday week was a blast, and everyone had fun! This week’s CRAZY NEWS was just assessed reciprocal tariffs. Thankfully, most of its products ar...