Episodes

Sister tension keeps bubblin’ and brewin’ in this week’s episode of KUWTK as Kourt threatens to skip Christmas all together and jaunt off with her kids. This doesn’t sit too well with the rest of the gang, naturally, as the Kardashians prize their Christmas traditions above all else. Meanwhile, Kris thinks she might be getting poisoned by somebody while Khloe struggles with her pregnancy body. AND, we hear the latest from Marcy on her roommate saga!

Were you waiting with baited breath to hear the latest update on Marcy’s insane story from last week? Well, buckle up — it’s time to hear where things landed. We also dive into the third episode of the season, which follows Kim apparently wanting to be a mortician, Scott getting busted while pretending to have his life together in Miami, and Khloe battling Kris on pregnancy weight. Let’s dive in!

How soon is too soon for eye-rolling hijinks? You decide! This season jumps immediately into a wacky prank storyline around fake art but not before we get to see some of the very real-feeling fallout from last week’s blowout fight between the sisters. Things are still icy between the three but, miraculously, therapy becomes a surprising way forward. Meanwhile, we cover all the week’s Kanye headlines — from his Kimmel appearance to saying he wants to smash his sisters-in-law.

It’s finally here! Season 15 of KUWTK premiered this weekend and it was full of drama and tears. The ladies are back and in rare form, as Kourtney is tired of being a Kardashian and just wants to go back to the simple life of being a single, independently wealthy, stay-at-Home mother. Ya know, the dream! Plus we have some transphobic rumors from Travis Scott’s album art, he’s a real Kardashian now!

AHHH! One week till the premiere of the new season of KUWTK!! Can you believe?! It means we don’t get to finish recapping Season Two but we get pretty darn close, even covering the episode where Kim and the sisters visit New Orleans. Meanwhile, there is news aplenty as Kim screams about how thin she is, Khloe tweets inane bullshit about having a baby girl vs. a baby boy, Kylie makes $1 million per instagram post, and so much more!

Ooo the Kardashian news is coming in hot n’ piping, as usual, with an apology from Khloe about using the “R-word,” Kourt getting some gross shade from her sweetie Younes about her perfect tush, and Kylie stirring up controversy with her GQ cover alongside Travis Scott. We also dig through an insane vintage episode where Kim’s secret, sexy birthday calendar for Reggie gets hijacked by Kris and Caitlin shows the sisters that she’s not a boring public speaker.

The cliffhanger continues in this week’s vintage recap of KUWTK as we get to see how the family trip to Breckenridge shakes out after Kim and her sisters get in an epic fight over her beloved Bentley. It’s a particularly great one, where Kim throws a Blackberry and eventually rolls her suitcase off into a the snowy night. Meanwhile, Marcy and Jess discuss Cheban’s nightmarish YouTube channel, Kylie’s Forbes cover and the theories around Joyce Bonelli’s quiet split from the family.

Guys, it’s a special week. Not only are Marcy and Jess back from a lil’ Fourth of July break, but they get to break down a truly iconic vintage KUWTK episode! Kim attempts to pick up her Bentley and the sisters get in a historic fight, complete with oversized purse swinging and the famous “Don’t be f*cking rude!!” It’s a blast. Meanwhile, we continue to wag our finger at Kim, talk about Kylie’s new old lips, and give some cat updates of our own.

Rob’s modeling career kicks in this week’s episode, as Kim lures him into the spotlight. Meanwhile, a creep visits Dash and so the sisters seek out self defense classes to ensure their safety. And Jess and Marcy continue to wag their collective finger at Kim for all kinds of bad behavior.

Summer vintage recaps are in full swing as we get to the meaty center of Season Two, with an episode focused on Khloe being set up on blind dates by her cackling older sisters. Meanwhile, Kendall pays a neighborhood man to do her chores for her in a very un-2018 storyline that also shows her budding entrepreneurial skills. Marcy shares a wild encounter with the fire department and Jess also keeps things hot bragging about doing hot yoga.

Jess and Marcy have so much fun recapping the super special Family Feud episode featuring Kim, Kanye and the Kardashians that finally aired! What a dang treat! We also talk about Jess’s dreamy trip to Santa Fe was, discuss Kylie deleting all her Stormi pics and Khloe taking on her haters. Plus, a recap from Season Two where Kris tries to become a dancer but ends up getting knee surgery instead.

Marcy is back in town after her jaunt to the South and we’ve got so much to get through! She had a thrilling adventure out on the Bayou! Jess eats humble pie for the first time! A box full of Kardashian goodies arrives in the mail! And then there’s the vintage episode recap, which has Caitlyn going shopping for a new look with a stylist that brings TONS to discuss in the rearview and Khloe taking her first acting class.

It’s time for another cross-state episode as Marcy calls in from Louisiana to chat through this week’s episode with Jess! Before they keep on moving through Season Two of KUWTK, they try to parse the Kanye-Rhymefest-Kim Twitter drama re: Donda’s House, and give a shared finger wag at the tabloids for calling Khloe “needy.” In the ep, we meet Rob’s first major love, Adrienne, and Kris decides she needs a chicken coop in the background.

Marcy and Jess continue with the vintage episode recaps by kicking off Season Two! We’ve got Kim graduating to a full-on diva, screaming at Kris about everything from her preferred hotel suite to pears being gross. Meanwhile, Kourt discovers some unsettling — and awfully foreshadowing — texts in Scott’s phone that give the sisters an excuse to race off to Cabo.

Season one of our vintage KUWTK recaps comes to end with a perfectly insane season finale that has Kim and the fam seeing the pluses and minuses of their newfound fame. Marcy and Jess dig in on it all, including the famed storyline where Kim is panicked and crying over stolen sex pics of teen Kourt. We’ve also got the week’s headlines, including how the Kardashy women celebrated Mother’s Day and so much more!

We have another bicoastal episode this week with Jess just blocks away from the Met Gala and Marcy holding it down in LA. We discuss our favorite looks and the disappointments from our girls at this year’s Gala, did Childish Gambino steal the crown from Kanye, and why is KHLOE at Tristan’s game. SMDH. We also recap a highly problematic vintage ep where Khloe helps out a homeless pal and Rob goes on a date with some real foreshadowing!

Haha, we thought we had news last week and that was before Kanye’s epic return to the center of the pop culture universe! There’s so, so, so much to unpack, from him posing with the MAGA hat and praising Trump to beefing with John Legend to popping by TMZ to confess to having had liposuction and an opioid addiction. Marcy and Jess power through it all AND STILL get to this week’s vintage recap of KUWTK, where Kourt quickly skips from a pregnancy scare to almost getting hitched in Vegas to Scott.

Guys, there’s so much news still swirling in the Kardashian universe: Kanye returning to Twitter in a big way and giving a very bizarre radio interview, Kim turning her iconic bod into a perfume bottle, DASH closing after 12 years (RIP) and A POSSIBLY HUGE KAR DISHIN IT EXCLUSIVE SCOOP re: Tristan and Khloe. You’re gonna HAVE to listen to this one, folks. We promise. And, of course, we dive into another amazing Season One episode.

Wow, what a week since we last met. We give a run down of all the Khloe/Tristan cheating scandal, the birthday of her baby True, and Kylie being mom-shamed at Coachella. Then we have what is maybe the episode that defines the Kardashians, Kim’s Playboy photoshoot! We have Kris selling her children for cash, Caitlyn in Playgirl, and Kim finding her voice. It’s a true classic of an episode!

Before we get to our vintage episode recap, we just gotta dive in the insane Tristan/Khloe drama that exploded on Tuesday. Marcy and Jess dig through the rumors and facts, trying to suss out where this wild story is headed and how the hell we got here. Oof. Afterward, they dig into a primo KUWTK Season One ep, where Khloe, Kourt and Kim all fly to creepy Joe Francis’s Puerto Vallarta estate for a Girls Gone Wild bikini photoshoot that goes pretty off the rails.

Marcy and Jess continue on in their journey through Season One of KUWTK with episode two! It’s a joyful journey through Kris’s early managing days, as she books Kim at a mortifying event known as “Celebrity Catwalk Fashion Show” and accidentally hires a porn star to nanny the girls. There’s also plenty to discuss in the news with Blacc Chyna’s Six Flags meltdown and Stormi’s lavish first Easter celebration, which included a terrifying 10-foot flower Easter bunny. All that and more!

Marcy and Jess go back to where it all began: The first episode of KUWTK! We revisit the pilot and hoo-boy is it a damn ball! The unlasered hairlines! The gem-tone, silky dresses! The giant belts! Kris’s tragic haircut! Litte Gabbana!!! We also dive into the week’s news, which includes controvery around KKW’s newest beauty product, Kendall coming out as straight and the proper debut of baby Chicago!!!

Our first episode after the season finale is a fun and layered one! We talk about some intense and important listener feedback we got on last week’s episode, as well as some WILD updates on Jessica’s insane cat, Puddy. There’s plenty to digest with the family, too, as we sort through Khloe’s Amazon-sponsored baby shower, Shia claiming Kanye took all his clothes, Sofia Richie slowly morphing into Kourt and it’s all capped off by Marcy slipping into her Cajun accent for a moment, too!

It’s the season finale! We round it all out by recapping with an exciting guest, Kate Casey from the podcast Reality Life With Kate Casey. We break down a fun one that has Kourt, Kim and Khloe traveling to San Francisco for a sister trip, only to bicker about too much phone time, eat dim sum and wander through a dungeon. Meanwhile, Khloe learns the sex of her baby and we meet Kim’s surrogate. Babies, babies, babies!!