Episodes

Marcy’s best friend Rebecca is here!!! We’re so happy to have her guest with us while we talk through a very pregnancy-focused episode of KUWTK. Khloe is stressing on her baby news breaking while Kourt is exploring the idea of freezing her eggs. Meanwhile, Kris slays in a blonde wig and incomprehensibly lures the girls into a bizarre Miranda Priestly bit that makes almost no sense. Meanwhile, they talk about visiting real wolves, getting groped in the club, and plenty more!

As we near the end of this season of KUWTK, Marcy and Jess dig in on an episode that honors the one and only queen... Kris Jenner! Thanks to Scott’s (?) undying curiosity about the woman who created the the most lasting empire of our time, we get educated on all things Kris. Meanwhile, Khloe is once again juggling her friendship with Malika, and Kendall bores us to tears during a soundbath. The gals also touch on the Blacc Chyna video leak, Kourt bragging about her tiny bod, and plenty more!

It’s the first full episode since Kylie unleashed her Stormi on the world so Marcy and Jess get to gab about it together, at long last! Meanwhile, New York Fashion Week arrives and half the clan hits the East Coast to trot around various parties and shows. While there, Kim yells about her hair being real and Kendall somehow wins a lifetime achievement award even though she’s barely been alive. Meanwhile, Jessica’s washing machine overflows and her cat starts peeing everywhere while recording!

Jess and Marcy continue the KUWTK break (no episode till next week!) with an extra special mailbag episode! It’s a blast reading emails and questions submitted from you! They gab about everything from whether Rob will have a “comeback” to how to deal with haters when they throw shade at our beloved Kardashians, and everything in between!

Emergency Kylie Baby Announcement Statement Kylie gave birth to a baby girl, February 1st at 4:43pm. The baby girl weighs 8lbs and 9oz. Marcy, Jess, and Trish are back but not together for this emergency episode. The ladies share some of their thoughts and congratulations on Kylie’s birth announcement. Congratulations to Kylie and Travis!

It’s time to fill the void of having no KUWTK episode this week by digging IN on the week’s Kardashian headlines. And there was no shortage, given Kim’s Bo Derek braids controversy, her wild nudes, Kendall being sassy to Scott on instagram and so! Much! More!

2018 continues to deliver as far as the Kardashian family is concerned, thanks to a meaty episode of KUWTK that delves into some very real Scott & Kourt drama, Kris wanting to quite literally turn herself into a diamond and Kourt trying to uncork her creativity in some far off, wildly implausible way. We also talk about the Calvin Klein quilt-based campaign, Jess’s truly bonkers Angelyne show and an amazing show Marcy was a part of, on top of lots more.

Jess got out of her deathbed to cover this week’s double episode, full of baby announcement and arrivals. We talk about some fake news, false sightings, and the internalized misogyny that Khloe just can’t tamp down!

We’re back and like MJ we’re ready to cut up! We have famed Kardashian investigator Mariah Smith (Keeping Up With The Kontinuity Errors) dissecting the first ep of the New Year, #LEGGO!

It’s the last KUWTK episode of 2017 and it’s a very candid one as the Kardashian ladies learn how to answer the dicey interview questions they normally stumble in answering during press.

It’s time for the sisters to battle over which one Mama Kris loves most in this week’s episode of KUWTK. Marcy and Jess dig in, poking fun at their best acting attempts as things get pretty silly — including eating cake off the floor at one point. We also talk about engagements, dating apps, Jess’s sister in Dubai and when oh WHEN we might ever get these damn pregnancy confirmations!!!

Marc and Jess recap an episode that tackles the insanely huge issue of gun ownership as well as ... an upbeat dog swap snafu?! It’s a lot! They also recap the week’s Kardashian-related headlines, including a juicy, new turn in the Taylor vs. Kim feud.

It’s Christmas time in Kardashian manor, a.k.a. Calabasas, and we dig right into an episode filled with all kinds crazy hijinks, including Cheban in TWO prosthetic getups. We also read some truly A+ listener emails and toast to Marcy’s birthday!

Our beloved April Mouton (“Bitch Sesh”) joins us to recap an episode centered on LA’s homeless problem, but with plenty of Kardashian goofs thrown in too. We also try to figure out the root of Steph Shep’s firing and whether Tristan is handling Khloe’s butt well enough!

KKW Beauty is open for business, after ten long years in the making! Kim pulls out all the stops for the splashy, flower-filled launch party, Khloe drags us on a pretend house hunt, and Kourt yells at Scott while wearing a Wonder Woman shirt.

It’s time to head back to Cleveland for an episode where Kris and Kourt see Khloe’s life with her main man, Tristan. There’s also a food tour of New York for Kim’s last unhealthy hurrah, Scott being a mopey sad-sack like usual, and plenty more!

Kourt and Scott’s drama is officially international as they bring their endless dramz to Cannes and, of course, we’re loving it. We gab about it as well as the Planned Parenthood storyline, all the girls’ halloween costumes and tons more!

Who doesn’t love a good ol’ sisters getaway on KUWTK?? It’s honestly one of our fave things because we get to see the girls all kinds of loopy and, in this case, many glasses deep into some wine. This week’s Santa Barbara trip is a fun one — let’s hear it for Kendall’s bike spill — and we also break down whether or not Kourt should be using highlighter, how Kim is bitchy when she’s with Cheban, and read a great listener email.

For those of you who missed it in “Life Of Kyle,” we get some Met Ball behind the scenes madness with Kim on this week’s episode, along with a sleepover at Aunt Khloe’s, Kourtney having a hot date, and Kris flaking in the fakest way. We also gab about Bethenny Frankel and Cypress Hill as grade A instgram commenters, Marcy being basically a surgeon and Chyna suing the whole damn family! Also, listen for a great Puddy cameo.

Oh heck yeah. It’s time we finally get to see some of the MADNESS of Kourtney’s wild 38th birthday party in Mexico in this week’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. It was teased endlessly through a zillion thong-filled pics and snaps and it delivers bigtime. There’s eggplant piñatas, kimoji pool floats, shot glass necklaces and cheeks, cheeks, cheeks!

We’re so happy to have KUWTK back! Boy, did we need this. The ladies dish on the seemingly endless Rob/Chyna drama with new suits against Chyna from Rob and lil sis Kylie, Kourtney’s boy-toy Younes and his 3 degrees of separation from EVERYONE, and how does one celebrate the anniversary of a robbery?

Oh lord, there is news to get through, guys!! It was a trying couple of days waiting to discuss the bombshell Kylie pregnancy announcement but, guess what? By waiting, we were able to also tackle KHLOE’S huge pregnancy announcement!!! It’s been a dang rollercoaster ride. We get into all the babies-to-come and manage to also tackle this week’s big 10th Anniversary Reunion episode in all its Seacrestian glory.

Hallelujah we finally reached the finale of Life of Kylie! Jess and Marcy discuss that hot hot new KUWTK promo, Rob & Chyna’s custody settlement, and we really cream our jeans over Kim’s beach body. In the finale of LoK there are baby alpacas, Shamans, and Kris desperately trying to make a cohesive reality tv show for her baby daughter. It’s a struggle for all of us. It’s been a long, strange trip, babies — much like Peru to Houston to LA. Give a listen!

As we move towards next week’s season finale of “Life of Kylie,” we bring in another insanely fun guest to hold down the fort alongside Jess and Marcy — our bud Joanna Calo (“Bojack Horseman”)! We get into Kim’s risk-taking New York Fashion Week, Marcy getting the VIP treatment at the Las Vegas Magic Mike show, reconnecting with your college roots, and how Kylie relates to cleft palates because she had thin lips once.