Episodes
Sept. 6, 2017
LOK S1E6 | Thriving In London with April Mouton (Bitch Sesh Podcast)
With Marcy and Tricia gone, Jess brings in the one and only April Mouton (“Bitch Sesh”) to hold down the fort and tear through another episode of “Life of Kylie.” This week, Jordyn and Kylie ride a double-decker bus around Londontown wearings some mediocre wigs, play with butterflies, slowly ride motorcycles, and talk about having “big body pores.” It’s a weirdly fun one and April does not hold back with some fresh insults she comes up with ON THE SPOT. Give a listen!
Aug. 30, 2017
LOK S1E5 | Save Jordyn with Yamara Taylor (Blackish)
We trudge on with another recap of the on-screen melatonin known as “Life of Kylie,” thankfully aided by our truly delightful guest and bud, Yamara Taylor (“Blackish”). She helps us breathe some life into Kylie’s world of wet wigs and titsy Met Ball dresses — ultimately agreeing Jordyn is our new star — while leaving time to talk about Kim’s Interview Magazine photo controversy, the insanity of Hurricane Harvey, and the never-ending cultural appropriation by the Kardashian women.
Aug. 23, 2017
LOK S1E4 | Hashtag Farm-life, Hashtag Television Death
Marcy and Tricia struggle through another ep of Life with Kylie where the world’s richest millennial asks the question, “But what if I lived on a farm tho?” The answer… is even more boring than you thought. We sure do have fun tearing apart the show this week, as well as deep diving on those Hollywood Reporter photos for the article we didn’t read and analyzing some new Bieber lyrics that Marcy thinks have a Dashy connection.
Aug. 16, 2017
LOK S1E3 | Snooze The Boss
The world seems to be on fire lately so we need trivial BS to distract us now more than ever and OOOOooooh baby do we have it this week! We talk super sleuths Kylie and Jordyn busting fake lip kit rings, seeing Kris's tough side, and Kim defending Jeffree Star. Take a vacation from the news and check it out!
Aug. 9, 2017
LOK S1E1/2 | Sad For Lambo
HOORAY! We’ve got our beloved Tricia back this week and simply could not be happier about it! She weighs in on — you guessed it — the premiere of "Life Of Kylie," which we fully dissect in all its Snapchat-and-wigged-filled glory. We also gab about a recent encounter with a celebrity impersonator, watching buttholes on the BBC, visiting the dermatologist and so much more. Buckle up, we got another season of a show on our hands, folks!
Aug. 2, 2017
Bonus Episode | Where’s The Bag, Robert? with Betsy Sodaro (Disjointed)
We continue our summer streak of HOT HOT HOT guests with the one and only Betsy Sodaro (Netflix's "Disjointed," "Another Period," "Animal Practice") who joins us to dissect an odd little documentary known as "Kardashian: The Man Who Saved O.J." It's all especially timely given the fact The Juice — a.k.a. Khloe's supposed dad — was just paroled days ago, to the shock and amazement of pretty much everyone.
July 19, 2017
Vintage Recap – KUWTK S4E1 | Delicious, Delicious, Delicious with Mary Sasson (UCB’s Winslow)
Just when we recovered from last week's incredible guest, we've got the truly hilarious Mary Sasson (FullScreen.com, UCB's Winslow, @marysasson) swinging by the studio to talk all things Dashies with us! As requested by our beloved listeners, we time traveled back to 2009 to dig deep into a vintage KUWTK ep and IT. WAS. A. BLAST.
July 12, 2017
Kardashian News | Hop On, Hop Off! with Mark Rennie (Gay of Thrones)
This week, we keep the summer spirit alive with Jess back from Hawaii and special guest Mark Rennie (FunnyOrDie's "Gay of Thrones," The Onion) sitting in! There's SO MUCH MORE Rob and Chyna drama to dissect, even after last week's emergency ep devoted to it all. Also, we speculate about how truly terrible Life Of Kylie is rumored to be and have a blast testing Mark's admittedly spotty knowledge of the sprawling Kardashian clan.
July 6, 2017
Kardashian News | The Rob/Chyna Drama
We bring you an emergency episode in the wake of Rob’s instagram tirade/rant/illegal activity/DUCK? This is a very NSFW episode where we sort through the complicated feelings of today’s meltdown. We’d love to hear your feedback. We’re looking for listener questions, feedback, requests, and any ole thoughts you may have.
July 5, 2017
Kardashian News | Do I Look Like I’m on Heroin?
Jess and Marcy discuss the week's news, and by news we mean Lamar on Wendy Williams, Kylie and Kendall upsetting everyone AGAIN with their dumb shirts, and is Kris dating David Foster??? We also read some listener mail with some very salacious Kanye rumors! Plus Marcy and Jess have a run-in with a WeHo 7 who is about to be VERY RICH. Classic HOLLYWOOD BABY!
June 28, 2017
Kardashian News | Kim Does Right By Nicole with Nicole Byer (Nailed It!)
In this week’s episode of Kar Dishin’ It Marcy is flying solo with Jess away and Trish on summer hiatus, but she has a very special guest filling in with her. NICOLE BYER from Girl Code, Party Over Here, and Loosely Exactly Nicole fills in for the Young Hot Freaks and it’s a real fun time. Nicole chimes in with her take on the Kim Blackface Scandal, her favorite Kardashian, we hear about her run-in with Dolly Parton. And Nicole’s an overall delight, you’re gonna fall in love with her.
June 21, 2017
Kardashian News | Our Hearts Will Go On
This week we cut loose now that the season of KUWTK is over and dig into everything and anything we wanna gab about. We get into reader emails and messages, including a brave soul who tried CoolSculpting, rate which Kardashian would be the best improviser, bow down to Kim's handling of celebrity pregnancy and try to figure out if J. Lo is ever gonna be happy. We also bid adieu to Tricia for a short respite and do our best to hold back the tears because, well, duh.
June 14, 2017
KUWTK S13E14 | It’s The Finale, Let’s Go Nuts!
In our last recap of season 13, we hate on our number one villain Jamel — he's taken Kendall's spot —, reflect on everyone's peaks and pits, and how badly we wish we could just hang out getting shit lasered off our bodies. Before that, we dig into the ugly headlines of late re: Khloe and Kylie ripping off young designers and try to unpack the very upsetting Bachelor in Paradise scandal that hit the news this week. It's a wild ride.
June 7, 2017
KUWTK S13E13 | Rob, Stop Trying to F**K Your Sisters!
This week on Kar Dishin’ It we have a special guest, Eugene Cordero, filling in for Jess. We discuss the Nazis behind Kendall’s recent Adidas campaign. Rob getting his period was the least upsetting part of this episode. Kendall is in India for one day and befriends a gay prince who then travels to Calabasas and glamours the entire family. Plus Jay Leno doesn’t want to be there.
May 31, 2017
KUWTK S13E12 | Hide Your Kids, Scott’s On The Rebound!
Apparently Kim’s appearance on ‘Watch What Happens Live!' was the biggest Kardashian news of the week, and we give more scoop on the live taping! On this week’s episode of Kar Dishin' It we discuss a week’s worth of Scott’s revenge affairs, Kourtney’s thin but overly stretched storyline, and the real saga … Rob and Chyna. Plus you know we gotta celebrate Kimye's anniversary!!!
May 24, 2017
KUWTK S13E11 | Watch What Happens… SURPRISE!
Hoo-boy! Are you ready for this?!? Because we've got the sizzling hot scoop on everything that went down at this week's LA taping of "Watch What Happens Live"... with featured guest KIM KARDASHIAN! That's right, your Kar Dishin' It gals where front and center at the event, and maybe even interacted with our beloved Queen. We also recap a fun KUWTK episode full of sisterly bonding, talk about a scary string of Kardashian-related robberies and read a listener email who calls us out in an all-too-f...
May 17, 2017
KUWTK S13E10 | Okurrr-sta Rica
We're back for part two of the family trip to Costa Rica but unlike Scott and Kourtney's relationship, this ep really fizzled out fast. We still have PLENTY to talk about, including Steph Shep's killer interview, a Joe Biden family sex scandal, and realizing Kylie might actually just still be a kid. Also, this week we get to some fun listener emails, including learning the correct way to pronounce the last name of a major KUWTK player who Jess is particularly obsessed with right now.
May 10, 2017
KUWTK S13E9 | Scott… DiSUCK
This was maybe our FAVORITE episode to recap this season. We’re in the desert of Dubai, we’re at a Costa Rican Dinosaur Park, we’re on the back porch at Hugo’s, and Scott might have had a new in lady in each of those locations. Kardashian family vacations are always a favorite and this one is filled with sex, lies, and Steph Shep on the phone with security again.
May 3, 2017
KUWTK S13E8 | Slut Shame Hall of Fame
It's another jam-packed Kar Dishin It as we tackle everything from the Met Ball to the Frye Festival disaster to getting champagne drunk on a boat. And that's before we even dig into this wild cliffhanger of an episode, where Kim channels her innermost bitch... and we love it.
April 26, 2017
KUWTK S13E7 | Bootyfest 2017
While this was a juicy episode filled with all kinds of drama between Rob and Chyna, we had ourselves a ball talking about Kourtney’s 38th birthday fest in Mexico, a.k.a. The Butt Party Heard Round The World. We slip into our black thongs and break down Caitlin and Kris’s gold facials, ex-boxes being a hilarious Kim joke, and… trying to figure out the Armenian genocide.
April 19, 2017
KUWTK S13E6 | The Return of Ronnie
Although some people might have been hoping for an episode focused on Kanye’s mental breakdown, we got what we really wanted, an episode centered around Ronnie from the Jersey Shore...NOT! We got three commercials pretending to be storylines, two henleys, and the return of Kendall’s shitty posture.
April 12, 2017
KUWTK S13E5 | When it Reigns It Side-braids
Finally we have funny Khloe back with us, we missed her and her one-liners. We’re discussing too many Kylie issues: her show, her prom, her maybe staged breakup. We’re exhausted with her already. In this week’s KUWTK recap we cover Kim hating people filming her while she’s being filmed, tense Caitlyn/Khloe relations, and Scott trying to win Kourtney back while Khloe sits nearby in sexy bathing suit.
April 7, 2017
KUWTK S13E4 | Kendall and Katheter
For a week with such a thin KUWTK episode, there was so much bullshit in the news -- Thank god! We go in deep on Kendall’s abysmal Pepsi ad, rail hard on French Montana, and also learn that Melanie Griffith and Kris are BFFs. Kendall is not the only tone-deaf sister this week as we learn when Khloe tells us she’s a “trailblazer” for the plus size movement. Plus, we talk about Kim being a hero and giving that catheter GOLD. We’ll carry her bag of pee any day.
March 30, 2017
KUWTK S13E3 | The Shadow of Robert Kardishian
We have Tricia back with us and there’s so much katching up to do! We’re talking Lamar’s US Weekly interview, Blac Chyna being a pawn for Tokyo Toni, and how attracted to Corey Marcy finds herself. We dive into Kourtney being monotone for Jesus, wonder if Rob's finally happy, and hate on Kendall’s terrible posture. Plus Kylie keeps getting it wrong. But truly much much more, it’s a jam packed episode.