Episodes

Mike talks about the hilarious Jameis Winston, football, and what not...

Mike catches you up, yes?

Happy 250th Birthday to The US of A. Mike talks about the 4th of July this last weekend, what it means, and some of his hopes for our future. He also talks about his week of shows on the cruise he took in the Caribbean, and more...

Mike talks about all his recent shows and shows off his balls (though this is an audio only episode)... Sorry about that to those attracted to me and you're welcome to those not attracted to me... Btw, you getting in on that SpaceX IPO or you gonna tickle your taint?

Mike talks about your mom!

In this episode, Mike talks about buying butt plugs for his ex gf, Trump calling it fake inflation, his recent trips to CA, NYC, and KC... and more

Mike talks about Iran and what's been up in his comedy world!

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Mike talks about The Face Off phenomenon of Kristi Noem's face and Jim Carrey's face and Nicholas Cage's face. Interesting that John Travolta starred in Phenomenon...Thoughts?

Mike talks about the strike on Iran and how Mercury is in retrograde.

Mike discusses his disappointment that The Knight of the Seven Kingdoms hasn't had more explosive diarrhea scenes lately, and he ponders what type of chastity device Donal John has commanded JDV to wear this week...

Mike farts a few times on the podcast and gives the glory to God. He knows God came through with the allyoop & acknowledges it. Also, Happy New Year!

Mike and you have a lot of catching up to do as we head into 2026. Forgive him for the lapse in time that he went dark on you, doesn't mean he doesn't love you though. Tune in to hear the latest!

Mike talks about the completion of his summer comedy tour and his time in NJ/NY. He also talks about getting his new puppy and smells his nuts several times during the episode.

Mike talks about Happy Gilmore 2, someone trying to pick-pocket him on the train, the Paramount merger & and Trump's attempt to influence their voice, South Park pushing back against it, and much more!

Mike talks about consensual domination and the difference between bowing out of reverence vs whatever P. Diddy is accused of... he also talks about his awesome summer where he's been posted up in NJ/NYC for the last month... He also shares some thoughts on the new Superman and the upcoming release of Happy Gilmore 2

Mike talks about the completion of his early summer mini-tour and sucking his own financial d***... plus other things, including a special bonus audio clip from a conversation that took place with a lady friend where neither knew they were being recorded.

Once again, Mike is too tired after recording this episode to write a description that does the episode justice. If you love Trump, ignore the first segment of what's going on in the world... or don't ignore it and let me mold your political opinion.

In this episode, Mike talks about... how about you just listen to it & find out for yourself?!

Mike honors mom's on Mother's Day and has his own mom as a guest on in the final segment of the episode

Mike records from NYC and talks about how he's been there the last few weeks doing damage.

Michael (aka me) is tipsy right now and thus, I do not feel like writing a description, nor do I feel like asking Chat GPT to do my work for me because I'm honest and I treat my AI better than you treat your employees!

Mike talks about everything from personal updates to politics, comedy, and deep thoughts on life. He starts with the cold weather, and how Valentine’s Day also marks his rent’s anniversary (and his conception date). He also touches on the Super Bowl, from Seal’s commercial to Kanye’s, and recognizes Black History Month before diving into Apple’s massive $500 billion investment in the U.S. The podcast also includes the market’s recent dip, and AI's fast evolution, with Deep Seek AI, Grok3’s take ...

Mike talks about his new years reflections whilst wearing a butt plug.