Episodes

Mike talks about the blasphemy of Kim Kardashian winning GQ's Man of The Year Award... and what if that's all he talked about? It's not, but what if it was?

Mike welcomes former NFL football player and his teammate at MIZZOU, Kevin Rutland... AKA K Rut. It's a great pleasure to be able to share this conversation and a lens into their lives as teammates and friends. Kevin was a star athlete in school and later as a professional football player. He's most importantly a good man, father, and husband, and this episode sheds the light of wisdom that can be helpful for many young athletes and parents in their journey. Thank you for joining us in this epis...

Mike talks about how Donal Trump tried claiming Rudy G's soul as a tax deduction again, Halloween, The Joker, the actor's strike, Christopher Walken, the actors strike, Upload, Zainab Johnson's new comedy special, Ghost with Patrick Swayze, asking Dave Chappelle to open for him in Tampa this last weekend, Marcelo Hernandez, Matthew Perry, Trunk-er Treating, Bob Ross, Rodney Dangerfield, the NYC Rat Czar, my upcoming birthday, and God...

Mike talks about Halloween season, Hamas and the Middle East, the dangers of having one universal world digital currency, Loki, Scarlett Johansson's new scary movie, Taylor Swift and Kielce update, SNL, Monday Night Football with Peyton and Eli, recents shows and upcoming shows, an Article Mike was featured in this week, Mike being recruited to dance at bachelorette parties in his American flag man-thong, and more!

Mike finally airs this original episode with his friend from Amsterdam, Hironimous! It's a pleasure to release this conversation recorded more than 10 years ago in Los Angeles, CA. They cover thoughts on capitalism, socialism, and communism - having visited countries with each government structure. They talk about religion vs. science, the rich vs. poor, and so much more. It really is an interesting one! Mike also starts the episode off with what's going on in the world and in the comedy world t...

Mike talks about Biden's dogs biting, the person in Congress who got caught in a theater jerking off a guy recently, Halloween, the Golden Bachelor, his recent trip to LA, the end of the writers' strike, seeing a few celebrities while spending time with family, and cutting his hair!?

Mike welcomes comedian and friend, John Jacobs, back to the podcast. They cover a variety of topics including AI in comedy and entertainment, Nicholas Cage in the movie PIG, John's time this year performing in London, and much more!

Mike welcomes is friend from France onto the show to have a fun discussion covering a variety of topics including the differences in America vs. France. They talk about her runway modeling experience in Paris, money, the credit system in the U.S., the differences in dating, fun and funny stories, + more! Enjoy being entertained &/or/potentially being enlightened.

Mike talks about post Hurricane vibes, Deon Sanders and the opening game against TCU, a woman coming to hangout with the stinkiest feet ever, and more!

Mike braces for Hurricane Idalia in this episode with his friend Michael St. Angelo. So in this episode you get a twofer, Michaelangelo and Michael St. Angelo. They cover a variety of topics including St. Angelo's experience with water. He's worked on fishing boats in Alaska and yachts in Florida. They talk about the effect money can have on people, and sports psychology, the breakdown of freewill and choice, why Michelangeloldroyd started comedy and it's origins of him, love and letting go, and...

Mike talks about Hurricane Hillary skipping all the blue states and going straight for the red states, Ahsoka's weird looking head, playing Hogwarts Legacy and how his character has long locks just like himself and Jesus, coming across a boat full of swingers, Dom Leonelli's post that got shared by Bill Burr today, background actors afraid of AI body scans, Adam Sandler's new movie, and more...

Mike talks about Love Island, Donald Trump claiming Rudi Giuliani's soul as a tax deduction in recent years, Taylor Swift concert causing seismic activity, football, UFO's according to the AP Press, the death of Peewee Herman at age 70, a 46,000 year old worm found in Siberian Permafrost brought back to life and started having babies, a re-release of an original track today on all streaming platforms, a gay ad on Pandora that Mike can's get around, and more! Enjoy

Mike welcomes his awesome mother onto the podcast and she joins us for the first time with her cute/genuine laugh and funny signature noises she makes unintentionally. They share laughs, memories and love. A few topics covered are the new Barbie with Margo Robbie and Ryan Gosling, a retina scan in exchange for a new crypto currency, the U.S. soldier in North Korea, Elon Musk changing Twitter's logo to X, going on vacation a while back with a girlfriend and her gay friend and his boyfriend and th...

Mike talks about Tom Brady and Kim Kardashian dating rumors, Elon Musk's new @xai and Elon's musk, The Hollywood actor's strike and the writers strike that continues, Icarus flying too close to the sun, Russia's interference with Ukraine's food (grain) exports, more fires in Canada, the current heat wave, Gaston and The Beast from Beauty & The Beast, An Affair to Remember, The Gooneys, the Powerball Lottery for $900 Million, and more!

Mike talks about Biden's CPAP, Pope Francis choosing new Cardinals including David Creese, Trumps front row seat at the UFC fights Saturday night and Mike's disappointment that Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk weren't fighting, Mike thinking about starting an account for his eyebrows so they can get threaded, Matt Rife being the spokesperson for an erectile disfunction drug, doing an impromptu show on 4th of July and busting out his American Flag Manthong, rejecting a sugar momma, going off on a gi...

Mike talks about the small dick energy (SDE) of Vladamir Putin & the attempted coup of him, tiny penis straws (which is a replica of Putin's), Rob Schneider's 'woke-free' comedy special, starting a non-sexual OnlyFans for comedy, giving a Jehovah Witness his comedy flyer, the often theft of his jokes/comedic concepts that end up in the ether, witnessing an employee berate a CEO of a company, an update on the Hispanic chick from Hinge that refuses to communicate in English, and much more!

Mike talks about his XFL tryout, Father's Day, Juneteenth, the 4th of July coming up, and much more. Listen and nourish yourself with this soul-nourishing set of sounds...

Mike talks about reconnecting with Theo Von, signing up for an open tryout with the XFL, a church service that was led by chat GBT, an Indian guy telling him it's time to settle down and more. Enjoy!

Mike talks about... well you'll just have to listen to find out now won't ya?

Mike talks about how the goblins at Gringots Bank are probably excited about the recent interest rate hike, how Jerry Jones looks more and more like Gollum every day (don't mess with his rings), Trump's rape case, potentially cutting my hair, rude Indian Uber passenger telling me it's time for me to settle down and marry a woman, and Mother's Day + more! DELAYED RELEASE

Mike talks about the idea of running for president of the U.S.A in 2024 & some other stuff...

Michael talks about being a sugar baby. He also talks about Tucker Carlson and Don Lemmon being let go like it was a hostage exchange between CNN and Fox News, plucking his ear hair, Putin's small dick energy, Trump's word diarrhea, getting into an argument with a stranger about Elon Musk, the army of Greta Thunebergs vs. the army of Andrew Tate, the TikTok'er that was confused and ended up in tears when strangers refused her offer to pay for their groceries (lmao), the question 'has Jake Paul b...

Mike talks about the Taylor Swift concert he went to in Tampa this weekend and getting to meet several of her fans, how he thinks Kal Penn isn't actually gay, whether or not Tom Brady has already quit comedy, how Elon Musk's attempts at humor is basically like a future AI bot making an attempt at humor, how neurotic obsession with anything including religion can be unhealthy and more. Enjoy!

Mike talks about people falling in love with AI simulations on Replika, owning his comedy voice and not letting Ursula have any of it, sargasm in Florida, touring studio 8H a while back, his tracks on the streaming music platforms, trying to 69 a woman too short for it to work properly, and more!