Episodes

Mike talks about his new years reflections whilst wearing a butt plug.

"Mike dives into a festive blend of heartwarming updates, comedy highlights, and personal reflections. As we celebrate the season of Christmas and Hanukkah, he touches on some uplifting world news, including the hopeful 90% progress toward a peace treaty between Israel and Palestine, as well as changes in Syrian leadership that could have significant implications for the region. Avoiding heavier topics too much, he focuses on positivity, including trending holiday movies like Gladiator 2: Bonhoe...

Mike tried using ChatGPT to write a summary because he's in a hurry to get down to Florida right now, but he hated the summary. So just listen to the episode!

Mike talks about the New York Comedy Festival and the lead to it. It's pretty insightful he says in the 3rd person.

Mike flogs himself as punishment for taking so long to put out a new episode, gives it up for Boris Johnson's hair, talks about driving his Tesla through cemeteries on Halloween and the suitcase murder, talks about hiding in a coffin on halloween at a single mom's house to hide from her kids per her requirement/request. He also talks about the erection, I mean election (forgive the asian in me), SNL, Jim Gaffigan's comedy about the election, upcoming shows in Clayton, MO and NYC, him headlining ...

How fun would it be not to need a description and to be an adventurer? I dare you to listen without a description.

In this episode, Mike talks about your mom!

Mike talks about Elon Musk & Trump blowing each other & nothing else. That's not true, but just listen because Mike is too tired to write an episode description in the 3rd person at 2:13 am because he put all his energy into making a stupendous episode for you!

Mike talks about returning to football practice at the University of Missouri over the weekend to reconnect with old teammates and see the new renovations and facilities. He also talks about Missouri's athletes in the Olympics. He builds on last week's discussions of the connections he has to the Olympics and with the football world today. This includes Missouri's legislature that benefits Missouri high school athletes who commit to Mizzou. His old teammate, Kurtis Gregory, has helped get laws p...

Mike talks about getting pegged for the first time. That's not actually true, but he/I felt the need to say something catchy to get your attention... Did it work? (rhetorical question) Anywho.... just listen to the episode you freaking butt pirates!!! Why? Because he/I am/are too tired and lazy to write up a description. I blew my load creating the episode, putting everything into it, leaving nothing on the field, not even the ability to write a description to lure in listeners... The ironies of...

Mike talks about how summer is here and he's back in NYC! It's the best trip to NYC he's had in a while & he explains why. He talks about handing out flyers in NYC with one of his best friends, reconnecting with Dom Leonelli, and creating content with the NYC sketch team. He talks about going to the Comedy Cellar. He talks about how he considered meeting a prostitute for coffee but not for sex because it's interesting. Enjoy the fruits of Mike's life...

Mike shares the latest in going rogue like Han Solo for the summer. Learn about his last few weeks before leaving Tampa and the most recent travels as to where he's heading next. Also, learn about his latest shows and his progress in entertainment.

In this episode of the podcast, Michael provides a snapshot of the world and his life. He covers various topics such as the weather, recent news including Trump's hearing and Blinken's visit to Ukraine, updates on stocks and mortgage rates, college campus protests, and recent advancements in AI. He also discusses upcoming events like college graduations, changes in federal marijuana laws, and upcoming movie releases like the Mufasa movie and another Star Wars episodic series. In the comedy world...

Mike talks about his trip home to Missouri, the speaking engagements he had at the University of Missouri, the shows, OJ, Iran's failed attempt at bombing Israel, the eclipse, Truth Social stock, the market being down, his tax extension, SNL, a recent corporate gig where he was offered multiple jobs afterward, how he got to wear a Chiefs SuperBowl ring in KC, upcoming show, driving a new Tesla, seeing and reconnecting with old teammates, Harpos in COMO, WTR VIP bottle service, and a special shou...

Mike has been saving up a huge load of podcast fodder and releasing it into your eardrums with this multi-roper eargasm. Lot's to catch up on, so don't miss the opportunity for this one-way conversational touch base where he talks and you listen!

Mike talks about his 15 day trip to Austin as it gets ready to wrap-up.

Mike talks about Trump's new shoe, Biden on TikTok, Jon Stewart back on the Daily Show, Shane Gillis hosting SNL, an Indian guy generously giving him fresh hot chicken & the bond they formed, findom, his show in Ybor last weekend, and his upcoming trip to Austin, TX + more

Mike talks about the stock market being at an all-time high & how somebody must be tickling the gooch of the bull properly on Wall Street. He also talks about the funniest bet made during the Superbowl which was a $10 for a $15 million payout if Taylor Swift scored a touchdown. Of course, he talks about Valentine's Day, and superheroes because Deadpool 3 is on the horizon. Speaking of movies, he talks about going to see Lisa Frankenstein in theatres recently, which was directed by Robin WIlliams...

Mike talks about the current Bull Market, not Chicago Bull market, we are talking money here! He also talks about the secret-illegal Jewish tunnels in Brooklyn, Gasperilla last weekend in Tampa, reconnecting with his friends at ABC Action News in Tampa, The Bachelor, the upcoming SuperBowl, the new SNL episodes, seeing Rosebud Baker on SNL, Jon Stewart returning to The Daily Show to rain on the Trump parade, most recent conversations with Theo Von, upcoming shows and engagements, his recent comm...

In this episode, Michael welcomes comedian, Jared Waters, to the show. They talk about the comedy scenes in both NYC and Tampa as well as the Sunshine Comedy Festival that just happened in Tampa, Florida this last weekend. They also talk about their college football careers amongst much else.

Mike talks about the perfect form tackle made on a judge during sentencing from a defendant recently who looks like he should have been playing in the college football national championship tonight. He talks about his upcoming trip to Austin, Texas to do comedy, and he also tells one story about a drunk guy he met this week who is a hunting guide and yet claims to be an animal lover, and another story about matching with a girl on bumble and how she blocked him after asking him if he drives a ca...

Mike talks about Kanye West's apology to the Jews, a group d*ck pic thread, an attractive woman asking to be his personal assistant, putting on more shows in 2024, NYE, looking forward, connecting with a Playboy Centerfold & more... Happy New Year!!!

In this one, Mike talks about the recent power outage at Rockefeller Center and how it could have affect Kevin McAllister in finding his mom in Home Alone II, dressing up like Buddy the Elf and trying to get tickets for the Polar Express at Grand Central Station in NYC, and coming home for Christmas and putting on a comedy show this week at The Wildwood Pub in WIldwood, Missouri. He also talks about his experience last week doing the Los Angeles Comedy Festival for the 2nd year in a row with Joh...

Mike talks about how Elon Musk said "Go F*** yourself!" to ad companies that pulled out of X, the new Tesla, and more. He also ponders whether or not Cam Newton still dresses like a Palestinian woman. Michael scholarly discusses North Korea's recent flex, how vegans and carnivores are like Democrats and Republicans, why are all QBs for The Bengals are Macaulay Culkin lookalikes, and his new friend with Aspergers. Mike also talks about other things like the Matt Rife controversy and the planning ...