Episodes

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re wrapping up loose threads on our quest to get to the bottom of insidious global conspiracies. We started this last week but we had no idea just how deep the rabbit hole would go. This time around we spend a good chunk of time hearing out Son of Liberty, Jon Schaffer’s ramblings about a conspiracy to create the Federal Reserve from a shadowy meeting at Jeckyll Island. Ol’ Jonny’s got some wild ideas about what constitutes slavery in a country that literally practi...

Last month Eenzy caught up with Atlanta-based chaotic hardcore luminaries Apostle for a heartfelt hobnob after a show. The band gets into how they adapted to losing a member and becoming a trio, how they support each other creatively and emotionally in the band, and they land some solid burns at the expense of jazz and black metal (genres famous for their sense of humor). They’re currently supporting their latest release Liminal. Listen to the interview down at the bottom or on our Spoofy channe...

This week on Toilet Radio: We explore some common conspiracy theories in metal. No, we’re not talking about the Silencer guy replacing his hands with hooves again. Instead, we’re looking at common conspiracy theory fodder that bands use for song inspiration. We’ve got all your favorite wild and wacky conspiracy types here: 9/11 truthers, Illuminati, reptilians, the new world order, fake moon landings, and chemtrails. Join us as we discuss Megadeth, Wino, Matt Pike, The Faceless, Job for a Cowboy...

This week on Toilet Radio: A final Kottak Attack! Machine Gun Kelly has the worst signature guitar of all time and it somehow caused Sanguisugabogg and Ronnie Radke to send each other death threats. Fronz of Attila has released a brand of gum meant for giving you an ultra manly man chad jaw. Finally, a magical warehouse that sends you literally any other record on earth when you attempt to buy a Danzig album. It’s good as hell. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive conte...

This week on Toilet Radio we watched 1989 Christian documentary Hell’s Bells: The Dangers of Rock N’ Roll. Jordan and I sat down and watched all three hours of this thing so we could bring you the choicest nugs of a film that, quite honestly, has a firmer grasp on obscure kvlt heavy metal history than your average Metal Archives dipshit. Hosted by Eric Holmberg of Reel to Reel Ministries, Hell’s Bells present a 5-part warning of the battle for your teen’s soul as the foul forces of Satan infect ...

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re prematurely celebrating 10 years of Toilet / Blue Ridge Rock Fest patrons may or may not ever get a refund on their tix, depending on how the insurance companies feel about acts of god vs employee walkouts. / The government gave KoRn millions of dollars and that’s fuckin’ tight. / Slipknot is falling apart / Greg Ginn is trying to milk some cream off the corpse of Black Flag. / Alex Terrible of Slaughter to Prevail kinda half-way acknowledges that he hangs out wi...

On this, the last regular show of the year we’re talking about some of our favorite moments of the prior 365 days and a few stories we missed. Topics include: fondly remembering Joe Lynn Turner’s theories and PHIL LABONTE getting shut down on Tinder, various right wing media people getting quietly written out of existence, and Jason Newsted deciding to resurrect himself. Also: Liquid Death didn’t bother to get the rights to use Arnold Palmer’s name so they named their latest can of piss “DEAD BI...

This week on Toilet Radio: It’s a very special holiday edition as we give each other very nice presents. Hear the joy in our voices as we open up strange UPS boxes to be delighted with bizarre junk foods and exotic ephemera. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL. We’re also talking about THE SHREDDERZ latest single, a Christmas song, that now has a grand total of 37 views. Someone is getting fired! We’re also talking about the Van Canto guy’s stupid AI band, Frostbite Orckings, and their hamfisted attempts to boos...

Do you, like me, often feel lost? Disconnected from the mainstream reality? Has the world of mainstream rock and heavy metal left you behind, clutching your stupid goregrind FLACs? This episode is for you. Jordan and I dug through the Billboard data to find the 20 most popular rock and heavy metal songs of the year 2023. Join us as we listen to each of these songs and try to determine where it all went wrong. Folks, it’s a good one. HEY. DID YOU KNOW that for a very limited time you can get a T...

We’re winding down the year on Toilet Radio. This week we’re playing you our favorite jammy jams of the fiscal year ending 2k23. That’s right, we’re talking about music that we actually like. Quelle horreur. To make up for this error in judgement, next week we’re playing you the top 20 most streamed “rock” and/or “metal” songs of the year as decided by the unwashed public. This week we’re also talking about the unexpected Power Trip reunion that happened at a Fugitive show in Austin and holiday ...

This week on Toilet Radio: We explore some of the most excruciating “metal” covers of Christmas songs we could find. We’ve got AI Ozzy screaming about snowmen, Tarja (ex-Nightwish) doing some evil Disney princess shit with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, a ton of extremely crappy All I Want for Christmas is You covers thanks to Ripper Owens and the idiot from Slaughter to Prevail, plus much, much more. You are guaranteed to experience pain with this week’s show. Want more? Part two of this diabo...

This week on Toilet Radio: We receive some terribly sad news about our friend Justin Davisson aka Jushin Thunder Lager aka Tree of Whoa aka Chapel of Ghoulies. You may remember him from some contribution pieces, his presence in the comments, or the two episodes of Toilet Radio I recorded with him. He was always a positive, sweet presence around here. We’re going to miss you, friend. Other, less important things on the show: More ER stories, AOTY talk, we look at a very silly hard rock(?) festiva...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We’re talking about Damien Rugna’s latest film, When Evil Lurks. Oh, and Municipal Waste, as a concept, is old enough to drink which is fucked up. But mostly we’re talking about Sharon Osbourne’s terrible, racist disco song from the 70s, fleecing Ozzfest participants with pay-to-play schemes, and the bizarre contention that skimming a little cream off the top isn’t “enough to retire from”. This plays into Kerry King refusing to settle down, Slipknot’s decision to fire ...

This week: We’re talking about the Creed Renaissance, the latest Bandcamp news, and a discussion about creating ways to be more intentional about jamming out. But mostly what we’re talking about is another bullshit AI metal “band”. This time it’s Frostbite Orckings, one of many disposable metal sounds soon to be regurgitated by the Metalverse (ugh). This time, we dive into the cretins behind this shameful display and we didn’t much care for what we found. How did a member of Van Canto, that wret...

This week on Toilet Radio we’re back to our regularly scheduled programming and exploring some of the things we missed over the last month. First up: VextApp! Tommy Vext plans to release new music exclusively through a vanity app and honestly, it seems like this idiot might finally be on to a good idea. BECAUSE, Spotify is now cutting rev shares even lower and Bandcamp has been acquired by the Bain Capital of music licensing. Not great! Also, Aaron Lewis shares many characteristics with legit so...

This week on Toilet Radio we’re joined by Timothy Faust to talk about Phil Tippet’s staggering work of artistic genius, MAD GOD. Completed over the course of 30 years, MAD GOD is a stop-motion nightmare that, while not a traditional horror movie, contains some of the most hellish and dread-inducing imagery you’ll ever see. This movie answers the millennia-old question: What happens when the Holy Lord promises to fuck your whole shit up? But that’s not all – we’re talking about rasslin’, getting ...

This week Adzes joined us to premiere brand new music from his upcoming record Inver! But that’s not all. We’re sitting down and talking about one of the most deeply fucked up horror movies I’ve seen in years, 2017’s Aterrados, or Terrified en inglés. Before you go see When Evil Lurks in the theater, watch Argentinian director Demián Rugna’s earlier film Aterrados. This one is highly recommended for all fans of Event Horizon, Japanese horror, and Paranormal Activities. It’s been a long while sin...

The October Spooktacular continues! This week we’re joined by the extremely entertaining Cecil of GoodBadFlicks to watch 2012 comedy/horror/drama Some Guy Who Kills People. But that’s not all – we also discuss the pressing matters of the day like: 3DO FMV romantic comedy game Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties, The McPherson Tape and fake alien autopsies on FOX ruining our brains, quitting your job to make videos full time, and of course, Some Guy Who Kills People. Folks, it is a good one. NEXT WEEK: We’...

The October Spooktacular begins here! We’re kicking things off with our very special guest, Liz Layne of Frightcap, Chattanooga Film Festival, and burlesque fame. Liz had us watch Trick Or Treat, a 1986 horror flick about a bullied teen metalhead and his heavy metal idol, Sammi Curr. Trick Or Treat dares to ask the question, “What happens when rockstars get burned to death and then return as vengeful, electricity-powered demons?” It’s a powerful commentary on celebrity or censorship or the PMRC ...

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re digging through 30+ year old UK metal magazines to read the classifieds. Lonely metalheads searching for love, musicians, and fan club bargains. In our quest for the classifieds we also encounter: DANZIG RACE WARS CONTROVERSIES, Pete Steele cutting himself on stage, Fenriz being a real fuckin’ weirdo, White Zombie getting cast as a doom band, Jon Schaffer describing the process of an eagle crying, and Abbath going fishing. Finally, Kerrang asks: “Who is gaggin’ f...

This week on Toilet Radio: milk and molasses enemas / Low Turnout! At the Emo Show! / Stagehands walked off the job due to poor working conditions and poop disasters at Blue Ridge Rock Fest / Being a hardcore guy is so embarrassing / Folks are excited about surprise new releases from Tomb Mold and Blood Incantation. No one gives a shit about Myrkur. / Finally, Six Feet Under are BACK!!!! Folks, it’s a good one. Like this show? Want more? Listen to our latest subscriber-exclusive episode: Fantas...

This week on Toilet Radio: We hear from one of Our Guys for the first time in a very long while – Tommy Vext is trying to make amends with all the people he’s wronged! That’ll probably work. He’s also making a pivot into the second to last refuge of a scoundrel: COUNTRY MUSIC. / We found a new guy who sucks, please welcome John Widowmaker, who is white. /Watch out, age of consent laws! Chris “Fronz” Fronzak announced he’s running for president as a Libertarian. / Blue Ridge Rock Fest was a godda...

This week on Toilet Radio: Long-running German power metal band Primal Fear have a new song called “Cancel Culture” and it’s more baffling than you can even imagine. Danzig booked a show outside in the Texas Summer and then cancelled it because it’s hot outside in the Texas Summer. “And Nothing Else Matters”, the proto-Creed anthem, has hit one billion streams on Spotify. Let’s take a look at what is actually popular on Spotify. Finally, Maggot Stomp decided to make an anti-straight edge tee shi...

Earlier this month I caught up with Bandit after their show in Atlanta. In between obnoxiously loud car engines and jokes about killing each other, we talked about their latest LP Siege of Self, their lastest tour with Chepang and Decultivate, what it was like to work with Colin Marston, and why Denny’s might actually be hell on earth. Read the (lightly edited) transcript below or listen at the bottom. Eenzy: Hey guys, Eenzaamheid – Eenzy – here, I’m outside 529 in Atlanta, which is a venue, h...