Episodes

Big week for extremely stupid musicians. First up, let’s talk about THE DEFIANT, a “punk” band made up of old punk guys that got kicked out of their much more famous bands for being weirdos about vaccines and/or Scientology. BUT THEN, it’s an all out cavalcade of transphobic freaks featuring Carlos Santana, Alice Cooper, CJ from Thy Fart is Murder, Alex Terrible from Slaughter to Prevail, Ronnie Radke, and Larissa from Venom Prison. These folks decided, completely unbidden, to share their contem...

Alright, let’s close this dipshit triptych. For the past two weeks we played you the most poisonous covers we could find. Now it is time 2 jam. This show contains six cover tracks that me and Jordan think go super hard. We’re providing the backstory on Fear, Neil Young, Sisters of Mercy, Berlin, Randy Uchida Group, Far, Rudimentary Peni, and so much more on this week’s episode. Tune in, turn on, and drop out with this lovingly curated selection of cover jams. Folks, it’s a good one. Like this s...

We had such a good time with last week’s episode that we had to go back to the fridge for a second helping of terrible fucking metal covers. This time around we’re talking about Daath releasing a cover of Where the Slime Live that is absolutely identical to the original, Inter Arma trying and failing to make a statement with Neil Young’s Southern Man, Rob & Kirk of Metallica digging up Prince’s corpse and pissing on it, Puddle of Mudd’s Abbout a Girl, MTV Icons: Metallica edish, Fred Durst barin...

This week on Toilet Radio: Join us as we plumb the depths of shameless metalcore goons fishing for virality with exceptionally awful cover songs of pop artists and Disney soundtracks. We learned about the existence of long-running metalcore band/YouTube karaoke machine Our Last Night and it only got worse from there. We’re exploring metalcore cover hell, the Punk Goes [Genre] compilation series, and creating a few rules for how to successfully cover a song. How low would you go to get a taste of...

Earlier last month, Eenzy sat down with crossover wunderkinds Turn Cold to chew the fat (and some glass) and get called a bunch of dorky motherfuckers by the drunkest lady at the show. I got a chance to catch up with Turn Cold after they closed out their summer tour with a killer homecoming performance here in Atlanta. The band shares some of their favorite eats and septuagenarian food-related hijinks they got into on the road, discusses their unique merch philosophy, and shouts out some tour-m...

This week on Toilet Radio: Global warming is increasing at an alarming rate so why the fuck are bands still touring Arizona in August / Perhaps the only news more alarming than an extinction level event: Psycho Synner calls it quits / In other stupid FFDP news, the former guitarist started a new band that sounds exactly like FFDP and Zoltan Bathory is committing war crimes in the new Call of Duty. / CREED IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS. / Finally, Ronnie Radke has been SHADOWBANNED D: Like this show? Wa...

On this week’s episode of Toilet Radio we’re talking about offshoot record labels! Sometimes a company decides what they really need is a vanity record label to push their product with music! Games Workshop, publishers of the Warhammer 40,000 universe of games and books and such, briefly had their own record label for hard rawk and heavy metal. GW, if you’re listening to us, please hire us to relaunch this label. We’ll make a mint. BUT ALSO, we’re talking about WWE Smackdown Records (feat. Athei...

This week on Toilet Radio: Ronnie Radke’s voice must be made of balsa wood because this mf cannot perform in cold air, warm air, high altitudes, or when too close to sea level. / Ozzy has to drop off The Implication Fest but he somehow thinks he’ll resume playing shows next year. That will not happen! / We check in on the latest from The Shredderz and discover that they’ve been using AI-generated lyrics. / Speaking of nonsense lyrics, let’s check in on Project: Vengeance (previously known as The...

This week on Toilet Radio: We read Rob Halford’s autobiography 2020, Confess. Join as we follow the triumphs and tribulations as Rob makes Judas Priest one of the greatest bands in the history of metal, tries and fails to score, gets sober, finds love, and shares his tales of celebrity run-ins with Cher, Madonna, Spinal Tap and more. Among the many highlights, Halford tells the tale of hooking up with a fan at a glory hole, getting arrested for cruising, and pooping in a manilla envelope in a sp...

Two CHARMING PODCASTERS react to LAST RESORT (Reimagined), the Papa Roach cover by FALLING IN REVERSE! WOW! What a MASTERPIECE! Join us as we hear this EMOTIONALLY POWERFUL song and discuss the MOUTH BREATHERS that made this happen! ALSO: we fight hypebeasts to get Adidas X KoRn track suits and Air Allahs and talk about the many aborted attempts at a nü metal resurgence. We check in on the latest lyrics from Xasthur for a DRAMATIC READING and, finally, find MORE shitty bands from Metallica’s stu...

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re watching Penelope Spheeris’ landmark documentary, The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years. Ozzy, Lemmy, Dave, KISS, Aerosmith, W.A.S.P. and a shit ton of has-beens and never-were’s are featured in the greatest metal documentary of all time. We’re talking about the misogyny, drug abuse, lust, wrath, envy, sloth, and gluttony of all the hair metal goons featured within. We discuss the delightful details of the documentary and present a Where Ar...

This week on Toilet Radio: We check in on THE SHREDDERZ who released a new single with Brandon Ellis of the Black Dahlia Murder last week. It is crashing and burning to the fucking ground. Great job! / Dani Filth is sick of getting screwed by Spotify, can’t afford cat bills / Dee Snider continues to cry about cancel culture, this time with a Fox News interview / Let’s look at some new festival lineups (New England Metal and Hardcore Fest and Metal Injection Fest) and try to figure out where exac...

Slipknot kicked the bleep and blooper out of the band. Is this long-running jalopy falling apart? / Dee Snider continues to double and triple down on his transphobia. You’re cancelled, you old bitch! / Suicide Silence guitarist comes out in support of gatekeeping, to which we say: “Suicide Silence is for posers” / Old deathcore guys are mistaking Lorna Shore’s success as a deathcore resurgence / Till Lindemann of Rammstein has been accused of sexual assault by multiple women. Let’s talk about th...

This week on Toilet Radio: Nepotism! We’re talking about nepotism across the arts. Let’s drill down on nepo babies like: Houston Taipei (Lars Ulrich’s kids), Vended (Corey Taylor and Shawn Crahan’s kids), Kelly Osbourne, Lauren Harris (Steve Harris), The Raven Age (Steve Harris), Apartment 26 (Ol’ Geezer Butler), Motor Sister (Meatloaf’s daughter + Scott Ian), Jordan McGraw (Dr Fuckin’ Phil), Emily’s Army (one of the Green Day guy’s kids), Ultra Q (another one of the Green Day guy’s kids), Lody ...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADOI: Blood Incantation going on at a nice hour, Immolation is better than ever, Danzig is gonna sucker you out of your hard-earned dollars yet again, / Type O Negative have a new AI-generated music video and it sucks for many, many reasons. / Maynard from Tool got a lot of good press for appearing to stand for something, but immediately confirmed that, no, he does not have any real convictions. / We revisit some old metal mags for reviews of Hellhammer, Mayhem, and Anthrax ...

This week on Toilet Radio: Cruel World fest got wiped out with torrential rain and Sick New World fest got fucked up by Las Vegas / Bands using backing tracks: Do we care? / Phil Labonte cares too much about what turns children on / Let’s dig through our archives of heavy metal mags from the 80s to revisit a review of Danzig I and Tom G. Warrior telling it like it is about black metal / Marduk made the mistake of throwing away their fig leaf for a brief moment. Now they’re back to pretending the...

This week on Toilet Radio we’re comparing and contrasting the very beginning with the most recent output of a whole shit ton of bands. FEATURED: Linkin Park used to be Xero (sans Chester) / Dredg used to be nu metal as FUCK before going sensitive / Pantera was writing songs with the same lyrical themes back when they were glam / Before there was Type O Negative, before there was Carnivore, there was FALLOUT and it kinda sounded like DEVO / Bad Religion’s ill-fated flirtation with prog rock / Sem...

It’s been a while since we had an unhinged one but here we go: Joe fucked up the settings on his new mic / We discuss The Shredderz – a Gorillaz-rip off NFT scam cooked up by The Orchard, being pushed by musicians like Alex Skolnick and Dave Davidson, and publicized by metal outlets that The Orchard owns. / David Draiman is divorced, on Tinder. / LiveNation made 3 billion dollars thanks to awful white women / Paul Stanley has stupid thoughts about trans kids. Not to be outdone, Dee Snider has e...

Morgan Wallen defeated Metallica at the billboard charts. Even more impressive, his blood alcohol content was 0.24 while he did it. / Nu metal, as a genre, isn’t coming back, zoomers just like KoRn. / Crazytown: not popular with zoomers, each other. I blame Dr. Drew. / Trey from Morbid Angel is going through it on an extremely cursed tour. / Tim “Ripper” Owens is a racist old dipshit and Iced Earth is almost certainly gonna try for a comeback / Air conditioning is like kryptonite to Ronnie Radke...

This week, on a very special episode of Toilet Radio, we’re joined by Josh of Uzkost to talk all things Christian metal. Last week, as you may recall, we watched Metal Missionaries to learn about Christian metal. Josh happened to join one of the bands featured in that documentary and tells us the tale of “the worst musical experience of [his] life” playing shows with Grave Robber on tour. We also talk about new music coming from Uzkost and discuss the origin of so much misogyny, the story of Eve...

Oh boy. This week your boys watched Metal Missionaries, a 2017 documentary that is ostensibly about Christian metal. That being said, most of the bands featured aren’t really metal and, if for some reason you actually wanted to learn about Christian heavy metal, you’d be better off skimming a wikipedia article and talking to an XTREME youth pastor. Instead, what we have here is a sloppy, amateurish documentary that points a camera at a bunch of really odd dudes and features some of the most jarr...

This week on Toilet Radio: Jordo watches meaty men slapping meat / Power Trip: the Festival might be the biggest rip-off we’ve ever seen. Let’s explore this extremely poorly-named heavy metal festival that’ll happen this fall where they do Coachella. / The Keep Metal Dangerous crowd should try experimenting with K2. / Avenged Sevenfold smoked DMT with a shaman and came up with an exciting new way to give Ticketmaster more money. / Joe is the CEO of the Liquid Death water company now. / Mick Mars...

Bad news: I got the flu so bad that I lost my voice which means no new episode of Toilet Radio this week. Good news: You get to enjoy this FREE episode of PREMIUM Toilet Radio from our Patreon because I cannot currently speak into a microphone! This bonus episode, part one of a two-part series, has us playing FANTASY LABELBALL, the game of hostile label takeover, with Napalm Records. You would not believe how many fucking bands are currently signed to this long-running Austrian label. In about 8...

This week on Toilet Radio: Breno announces his retirement from the Toilet ov Hell podcast. You should all send him some money so he can buy a gold watch. / Michale Graves had to testify to try to protect his Proud Boy friends from getting hammered on fucking sedition charges LOL / Russian Circles joins in on the fun of not selling merchandise at European shows, immediately issue a very stupid statement about… / Sargent House is imploding! Related, Botch reissues are coming soon / How in the worl...