Episodes
38
Nov. 16, 2020
Ep. 38: How To Do A Group Nuru Massage
Go on a journey to Flirty (or) Down and Dirty Party, our first villa party. We introduce the new ritual “Naked Group Nuru Massage (in an inflatable pool)" to the Mayan culture. We describe surviving another hurricane in the best way we know how - Like great sex with a “Category 1” woman? In the Medical Corner, we prescribe treatment to those who may be suffering from a common, but livable, disease. Richard impresses a girl at the gym by blatantly ignoring her and falling asleep. We talk abou...
38
Nov. 16, 2020
Ep. 38: How To Do A Group Nuru Massage
Go on a journey to Flirty (or) Down and Dirty Party, our first villa party. We introduce the new ritual “Naked Group Nuru Massage (in an inflatable pool)" to the Mayan culture. We describe surviving another hurricane in the best way we know how - Like great sex with a “Category 1” woman? In the Medical Corner, we prescribe treatment to those who may be suffering from a common, but livable, disease. Richard impresses a girl at the gym by blatantly ignoring her and falling asleep. We talk abou...
37
Oct. 18, 2020
Ep. 37: How To Divorce for the Lifestyle
We break our dry spell with some sexy play with our favorite friends and we learn that Richard tried to blow himself. Our sex toys were lost in Mexico's mail, forcing us to wait until now to dive into our new Lickerish Love toys and video it for our supporters! We hunker down for a hurricane and almost drown while Bee sleeps. We speak with a guy who tried to open up to the idea of the lifestyle. He unveils his recipe for success. We talk about our Flirty (or) Down and Dirty Party. Patreon R...
37
Oct. 18, 2020
Ep. 37: How To Divorce for the Lifestyle
We break our dry spell with some sexy play with our favorite friends and we learn that Richard tried to blow himself. Our sex toys were lost in Mexico's mail, forcing us to wait until now to dive into our new Lickerish Love toys and video it for our supporters! We hunker down for a hurricane and almost drown while Bee sleeps. We speak with a guy who tried to open up to the idea of the lifestyle. He unveils his recipe for success. We talk about our Flirty (or) Down and Dirty Party. Patreon R...
37
Oct. 18, 2020
Ep. 37: How To Divorce for the Lifestyle
We break our dry spell with some sexy play with our favorite friends and we learn that Richard tried to blow himself. Our sex toys were lost in Mexico's mail, forcing us to wait until now to dive into our new Lickerish Love toys and video it for our supporters! We hunker down for a hurricane and almost drown while Bee sleeps. We speak with a guy who tried to open up to the idea of the lifestyle. He unveils his recipe for success. We talk about our Flirty (or) Down and Dirty Party. Patreon R...
36
Sept. 21, 2020
Ep 36 Bonus: How To Talk To Lifestyle TV Stars
Join us as we sit down with Bedhoppers as they rise to TV stardom. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini! ++Perky bottoms are now in stock in Neon Pineapple! Grab yours and save 10% with code: ROOM77 at Bikiniaddiction.com #DontLetTheKarensWin
36
Sept. 21, 2020
Ep 36 Bonus: How To Talk To Lifestyle TV Stars
Join us as we sit down with Bedhoppers as they rise to TV stardom. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini! ++Perky bottoms are now in stock in Neon Pineapple! Grab yours and save 10% with code: ROOM77 at Bikiniaddiction.com #DontLetTheKarensWin
36
Sept. 21, 2020
Ep 36 Bonus: How To Talk To Lifestyle TV Stars
Join us as we sit down with Bedhoppers as they rise to TV stardom. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini! ++Perky bottoms are now in stock in Neon Pineapple! Grab yours and save 10% with code: ROOM77 at Bikiniaddiction.com #DontLetTheKarensWin
36
Sept. 14, 2020
Ep. 36: How To Fantasize with A Desire Resorts Playmaker
We're back and our swinger game is lacking swagger despite all of the recent visitors. Richard blames it on his beard while Lauren's getting sage for a genital cleansing ceremony. Richard squirms some more as we interview our very own naughty nurse expert on broken penises. Unfortunately, the post-op patient care is not as intimate as we imagined in our heads! Bee, at 26, still has wet dreams and tells us about her sexual dream / fantasy with two guys. Spoiler alert: It involves a swing and be...
36
Sept. 14, 2020
Ep. 36: How To Fantasize with A Desire Resorts Playmaker
We're back and our swinger game is lacking swagger despite all of the recent visitors. Richard blames it on his beard while Lauren's getting sage for a genital cleansing ceremony. Richard squirms some more as we interview our very own naughty nurse expert on broken penises. Unfortunately, the post-op patient care is not as intimate as we imagined in our heads! Bee, at 26, still has wet dreams and tells us about her sexual dream / fantasy with two guys. Spoiler alert: It involves a swing and be...
36
Sept. 14, 2020
Ep. 36: How To Fantasize with A Desire Resorts Playmaker
We're back and our swinger game is lacking swagger despite all of the recent visitors. Richard blames it on his beard while Lauren's getting sage for a genital cleansing ceremony. Richard squirms some more as we interview our very own naughty nurse expert on broken penises. Unfortunately, the post-op patient care is not as intimate as we imagined in our heads! Bee, at 26, still has wet dreams and tells us about her sexual dream / fantasy with two guys. Spoiler alert: It involves a swing and be...
35
Aug. 13, 2020
Ep. 35: How To Have Sex with an Unstable Vanilla
We have a two-person “threesome” and Richard's fear of being a bottom surfaces. Richard gets kidnapped and goes for a night swim and takes a bite of vanilla against his better judgement all while inventing a new Kama Sutra position. "Do you have any change? We do!!” We were gifted nights in the mansion and met a woman who wanted to just ‘go with her flow.’ “Going To Miami” with a plan of mutiny to overtake a 100 ft luxury yacht. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire /...
35
Aug. 13, 2020
Ep. 35: How To Have Sex with an Unstable Vanilla
We have a two-person “threesome” and Richard's fear of being a bottom surfaces. Richard gets kidnapped and goes for a night swim and takes a bite of vanilla against his better judgement all while inventing a new Kama Sutra position. "Do you have any change? We do!!” We were gifted nights in the mansion and met a woman who wanted to just ‘go with her flow.’ “Going To Miami” with a plan of mutiny to overtake a 100 ft luxury yacht. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire /...
35
Aug. 13, 2020
Ep. 35: How To Have Sex with an Unstable Vanilla
We have a two-person “threesome” and Richard's fear of being a bottom surfaces. Richard gets kidnapped and goes for a night swim and takes a bite of vanilla against his better judgement all while inventing a new Kama Sutra position. "Do you have any change? We do!!” We were gifted nights in the mansion and met a woman who wanted to just ‘go with her flow.’ “Going To Miami” with a plan of mutiny to overtake a 100 ft luxury yacht. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire /...
34
July 16, 2020
Ep. 34: How To Have 'Hot Sex’ at Desire Resorts
We go for a long weekend stay at Desire to tan our quarantine-paled bodies and hang with some of our Patrons before we are seen by the masses. We have our hottest hook-up ever and head home with some new things. We interview our sexers and confess the importance of being honest and upfront; addressing the elephant in the room, even if it's hammered! Get in on the ground floor of Richard's new business! Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* wit...
34
July 16, 2020
Ep. 34: How To Have 'Hot Sex’ at Desire Resorts
We go for a long weekend stay at Desire to tan our quarantine-paled bodies and hang with some of our Patrons before we are seen by the masses. We have our hottest hook-up ever and head home with some new things. We interview our sexers and confess the importance of being honest and upfront; addressing the elephant in the room, even if it's hammered! Get in on the ground floor of Richard's new business! Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* wit...
34
July 16, 2020
Ep. 34: How To Have 'Hot Sex’ at Desire Resorts
We go for a long weekend stay at Desire to tan our quarantine-paled bodies and hang with some of our Patrons before we are seen by the masses. We have our hottest hook-up ever and head home with some new things. We interview our sexers and confess the importance of being honest and upfront; addressing the elephant in the room, even if it's hammered! Get in on the ground floor of Richard's new business! Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* wit...
33
June 17, 2020
Ep. 33: AnalAnalAnal - A Play in Three Acts
Our first day back at Desire, we discuss the rules and the vibe, and we totally forget how to do our job. Richard performs anal in his first play, in three acts: Anal, Anal, Anal. We give shoutouts to our new sponsor and almost a hundred people who sponsor us for no reason! We discuss butt plugs with tails with Jeff & Karen and what could happen to cause Richard to walk into the ocean and never return. We reveal this month's addictions and a few more names. Support us with: Patreon Help us...
33
June 17, 2020
Ep. 33: AnalAnalAnal - A Play in Three Acts
Our first day back at Desire, we discuss the rules and the vibe, and we totally forget how to do our job. Richard performs anal in his first play, in three acts: Anal, Anal, Anal. We give shoutouts to our new sponsor and almost a hundred people who sponsor us for no reason! We discuss butt plugs with tails with Jeff & Karen and what could happen to cause Richard to walk into the ocean and never return. We reveal this month's addictions and a few more names. Support us with: Patreon Help us...
33
June 17, 2020
Ep. 33: AnalAnalAnal - A Play in Three Acts
Our first day back at Desire, we discuss the rules and the vibe, and we totally forget how to do our job. Richard performs anal in his first play, in three acts: Anal, Anal, Anal. We give shoutouts to our new sponsor and almost a hundred people who sponsor us for no reason! We discuss butt plugs with tails with Jeff & Karen and what could happen to cause Richard to walk into the ocean and never return. We reveal this month's addictions and a few more names. Support us with: Patreon Help us...
32
May 14, 2020
Ep. 32: How To Get Fired from Desire Resorts
Richard's grocery shopping excursions become challenging. Our bedroom is seeing more elaborate fantasies giving the Red Light District a run for the money. We receive medical advice to prep for Dr. Jeff and The Apocalypse with Dr. Jeff & Karen for our extremely hot and shredded post world clan. We will use sex to barter once we run out of Cheetos. Former Playmaker Bee chimes in on our new business ventures. Lauren's director skills come to light while shooting a dirty vid and it proves to be w...
32
May 14, 2020
Ep. 32: How To Get Fired from Desire Resorts
Richard's grocery shopping excursions become challenging. Our bedroom is seeing more elaborate fantasies giving the Red Light District a run for the money. We receive medical advice to prep for Dr. Jeff and The Apocalypse with Dr. Jeff & Karen for our extremely hot and shredded post world clan. We will use sex to barter once we run out of Cheetos. Former Playmaker Bee chimes in on our new business ventures. Lauren's director skills come to light while shooting a dirty vid and it proves to be w...
32
May 14, 2020
Ep. 32: How To Get Fired from Desire Resorts
Richard's grocery shopping excursions become challenging. Our bedroom is seeing more elaborate fantasies giving the Red Light District a run for the money. We receive medical advice to prep for Dr. Jeff and The Apocalypse with Dr. Jeff & Karen for our extremely hot and shredded post world clan. We will use sex to barter once we run out of Cheetos. Former Playmaker Bee chimes in on our new business ventures. Lauren's director skills come to light while shooting a dirty vid and it proves to be w...
31
April 12, 2020
Ep. 31: How To Sell Your Dirty Panties
- We recant our last hoorah at Desire before the apocalypse. - The quarantine has Lauren missing people, turning more germaphobic, and questioning selling panties. - Richard takes the Tesla (Kia) in for service, realizing speaking bad Spanish with a mask can void the warranty. - We dive into the dumpster and pull out geckos, bad jokes, and Desire water volleyball tactics. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini ...