Episodes

- We recant our last hoorah at Desire before the apocalypse. - The quarantine has Lauren missing people, turning more germaphobic, and questioning selling panties. - Richard takes the Tesla (Kia) in for service, realizing speaking bad Spanish with a mask can void the warranty. - We dive into the dumpster and pull out geckos, bad jokes, and Desire water volleyball tactics. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini ...

- We recant our last hoorah at Desire before the apocalypse. - The quarantine has Lauren missing people, turning more germaphobic, and questioning selling panties. - Richard takes the Tesla (Kia) in for service, realizing speaking bad Spanish with a mask can void the warranty. - We dive into the dumpster and pull out geckos, bad jokes, and Desire water volleyball tactics. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini ...

Superhero or messiah, Richard is saving people again from scorpions to scat while celebrating his birthday at Desire! We ask our dying questions to an ER doctor we met at Desire after she warns Richard about his junk jewelry. Richard explores his midwife approach to the lifestyle, time management skills, and decides on a new wardrobe staple. We play at the hot tub using social distancing. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and g...

Superhero or messiah, Richard is saving people again from scorpions to scat while celebrating his birthday at Desire! We ask our dying questions to an ER doctor we met at Desire after she warns Richard about his junk jewelry. Richard explores his midwife approach to the lifestyle, time management skills, and decides on a new wardrobe staple. We play at the hot tub using social distancing. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and g...

Superhero or messiah, Richard is saving people again from scorpions to scat while celebrating his birthday at Desire! We ask our dying questions to an ER doctor we met at Desire after she warns Richard about his junk jewelry. Richard explores his midwife approach to the lifestyle, time management skills, and decides on a new wardrobe staple. We play at the hot tub using social distancing. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and g...

Richard leaves his mark on New Year's Eve! Richard gets cold everything, forcing us into a week of celibacy. We finish some unfinished business ending up on the right side of the tracks. We go on a partially blind date and record the whole thing in real time. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini! ++Perky bottoms are now in stock in Neon Pineapple! Grab yours and save 10% with code: ROOM77 at...

Richard leaves his mark on New Year's Eve! Richard gets cold everything, forcing us into a week of celibacy. We finish some unfinished business ending up on the right side of the tracks. We go on a partially blind date and record the whole thing in real time. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini! ++Perky bottoms are now in stock in Neon Pineapple! Grab yours and save 10% with code: ROOM77 at...

Richard leaves his mark on New Year's Eve! Richard gets cold everything, forcing us into a week of celibacy. We finish some unfinished business ending up on the right side of the tracks. We go on a partially blind date and record the whole thing in real time. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini! ++Perky bottoms are now in stock in Neon Pineapple! Grab yours and save 10% with code: ROOM77 at...

We push the age and capacity envelope and run into a few spills along the way. Richard gives his penis a stern "talking to" during a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Lauren almost gets into a "cock ring fight" in the jacuzzi. Lauren gathers a crowd to try on junk jewelry. We reach out to Dr. Jeff and Karen for the smarts behind why "that alcohol" makes us get crazy, wild, and angry. Thankfully, Dr. Jeff knows everything and we believe him because, ya know...science. Interviews from Desire gues...

We push the age and capacity envelope and run into a few spills along the way. Richard gives his penis a stern "talking to" during a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Lauren almost gets into a "cock ring fight" in the jacuzzi. Lauren gathers a crowd to try on junk jewelry. We reach out to Dr. Jeff and Karen for the smarts behind why "that alcohol" makes us get crazy, wild, and angry. Thankfully, Dr. Jeff knows everything and we believe him because, ya know...science. Interviews from Desire gues...

We push the age and capacity envelope and run into a few spills along the way. Richard gives his penis a stern "talking to" during a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Lauren almost gets into a "cock ring fight" in the jacuzzi. Lauren gathers a crowd to try on junk jewelry. We reach out to Dr. Jeff and Karen for the smarts behind why "that alcohol" makes us get crazy, wild, and angry. Thankfully, Dr. Jeff knows everything and we believe him because, ya know...science. Interviews from Desire gues...

We check into Desire Riviera Maya as guests and spend two days making sure to get everything in. Richard sustains an injury and goes back for more. We kidnap Bee, the Playmaker, and bring her to the house!!! (pause) For an interview. We talk to Bee about her career, Instagram, views on Desire, and her assets. We venture out of the house for trouble. Who knew vanilla resorts could be so, not vanilla? We didn't, and we liked it! We’re getting a lot of booty calls lately. Interviews from Desire...

We check into Desire Riviera Maya as guests and spend two days making sure to get everything in. Richard sustains an injury and goes back for more. We kidnap Bee, the Playmaker, and bring her to the house!!! (pause) For an interview. We talk to Bee about her career, Instagram, views on Desire, and her assets. We venture out of the house for trouble. Who knew vanilla resorts could be so, not vanilla? We didn't, and we liked it! We’re getting a lot of booty calls lately. Interviews from Desire...

We check into Desire Riviera Maya as guests and spend two days making sure to get everything in. Richard sustains an injury and goes back for more. We kidnap Bee, the Playmaker, and bring her to the house!!! (pause) For an interview. We talk to Bee about her career, Instagram, views on Desire, and her assets. We venture out of the house for trouble. Who knew vanilla resorts could be so, not vanilla? We didn't, and we liked it! We’re getting a lot of booty calls lately. Interviews from Desire...

Free bikinis for everyone!! More Temptation talk and Richard seeks Lauren’s advice for better flirting tactics. Richard also works on a new laugh for himself. We talk to Dr. Jeff and Karen about more sexy things. Ejaculate. And not so sexy things. Menopause. Richard makes a pledge to Karen to keep her alive if ever on a deserted island. Public sex. Watching and being watched is a topic as Richard and Lauren begin preliminary plans and hire an architect for their new lifestyle resort. Intervie...

We go back to Desire with a new objective and fail miserably!! We come to terms with the end of our podcast, our lives, and our marriage. Richard is filled with a lot more than pride on a “good ejaculate day” and we may have accidentally opened a brothel. We survive a giant scorpion, a dangerous oil spill, and then Richard almost dies (again). We interview a “yellow band” (first time), non-lifestyle couple who has such a great time and are such fast learners, we worry they might end up taking...

Lauren and Richard venture out to Temptation Resort in Cancun and forget how to check into a hotel and be social. We get invited to drink champagne with a strange couple who states the complete opposite of what we want to hear. First week back at Desire after furlough, we chat with old and some ‘shocking’ new friends. Richard finds himself in a virtual threesome while at lunch in Aphrodite. We discuss a semi secret fetish Richard has that will more than likely creep everyone out. Interviews fr...

It's possible that Lauren is being stalked by the owner of the local print shop. Richard almost received a handshake instead of a grope that he was hoping for, but was ultimately touched. Back on furlough, we interview each other while receiving actual, real-time reports from inside Desire! Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini! ++Perky bottoms are now in stock in Neon Pineapple! Grab yours an...

It’s the first anniversary of our Tulum kidnapping, this time we’re trafficked to Isla Mujeres where Lauren goes illegally topless. There are talks of a major global deficit in the Desire pool and some ASMR (or is it AMSR?) Inundated with friends, we’ve been having fun catching up and seeing them…naked! Richard is finally faced with what he’s been waiting for. Bad news, he’s still waiting. While Lauren two steps outside with her ‘cowboy’ friends. Spiritual Swingers nama-stay at our house. We g...

Lauren gets laryngitis and leaves Richard to fend for himself in the Desire wild. Richard and Lauren have an embarrassing “first”. We go out on too many school nights like the apocalypse is coming. Richard discovers he needs more cardio and Lauren decides we need more sex moves! We discuss sex and religion, swinging with your parents, and living outside of the boundaries of society. Rapid-fire interviews from Desire guests about being a “porn star” or a “falling star”, feelings of guilt from...

Is it okay to “penis stare” and if so, for how long can I look? Also, an accurate description of how guys talk in a locker room about their junk. We make up for skipping someone in the workshop by making them feel incredibly uncomfortable. Or maybe it was because hotel maintenance was watching us from the bathroom. We talk to Dr. Jeff about Hormone Replacement Therapy, Botox, filler, and “Vanity” in the lifestyle. Project Airtight has arrived. Did it end well? Rapid-fire interviews from Desi...

While Lauren convinces her mother we don’t do porn, Richard signs us up for a porn shoot. Lauren revisits her “My First Girl Kiss” and reveals something Richard has never heard before? Lauren launches the first girl on girl workshop for curious wives (with encouragement and support from friend and the husbands see through Richard’s genius plan. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini! ++Perky bo...

We stay out late on a school night with the @SwingerDiaries gang. Richard is gifted a rock with no instructions. Richard crushes on our non-listener, but only Lauren gets the love. Lauren has a meltdown in the workshop causing full brain-to-mouth filter failure. Rapid-fire interviews from Desire guests about getting wet, lingam stones, kegel eggs, and how young will you do? Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikin...

Richard brings the sexy back! (for five seconds in a jacuzzi bed) Lauren eagerly goes to Location B and channels her inner 1/16 Cherokee Indian heritage while Richard gets fucked. We launch Project Yellow Band with the perfect hosts Sarah Clayton @sclaymodeling and Ed. Rapid-fire interviews from Desire guests about the perfect ejaculation time, Mitch McConnell, and the perceptions / fears vs. reality of their first trip to Desire. Support us with: Patreon Help us #keepitup Book your Desire...